Ab aage...
wo Saturday to nikal gaya. Aaya sunday... bhabhi upar kal ki thi aisi hi mahant aur 4 din karni thi... Subah bhabhi muje uthane aai...
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Wah randi bhabhi ne apna vada pura kiya... Wo to bra pahan kar hi aa gai...
Mai: kya bahanchod tu subah subah bra me? Bhaiya nahi hai ghar me?
Bhabhi: wo walk par gaye hai jald se nipple chus le
Aise karake mamme bra se nikal diye bahar aur maine us mamme ka ras pan kiya karib 5 min tak... Aur fir wo fatafat chali gai.. aur mai bahar taiyar ho kar nikla. Bhaiya abhi bhi nahi aaye the... Bhabhi ne bahot hi mast saree pahani thi... Wo mai bad me bataunga...
Mai: ah yahi pahan kar aana bahar
Bhabhi: thik hai muje waise bhi kharidi karne jani hai.. to muje le jana.
Mai: oho achha achha le kar jaunga. Bhaiya to waise bhi kaha aate hai..
Bhabhi: wahi to...
Mai: prince hotel me chodunga aaj tuje
Bhabhi: ok. Mai chudne ke liye ready rahungi.
Mai: aur sun oil le lena...
Bhabhi: waha gand bhi maroge?
Mai: ha meri jan gand ke bina chudai adhuri hai.
Bhabhi: chalo thik hai...
Bhabhi ye pahan kar ghar me ghum rahi thi. Jiska problem bhaiya ko na tha...
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Bhaiya ko bhabhi ne khana khane ke bad market jane ko bola aur bhaiya ne bol diya ke use pooja path karni hai aur bhabhi boli ha lage raho puja me vyast... Aur bhabhi ne muje le jane ko bola to bhaiya bole wo free hai to le jao.. aur mai to ready hi tha to mai le kar nikal gaya. Ham dono ek chhota sa bag riksha me le kar nikle. Khusbu ko bhaiya ne sambhala. Aur ham dono pahunche prince hotel. Mai man hi man dar raha tha. Pahala anubhav tha. Aise...
Mai: bhai sahab 30 min ke liye room lena hai
Bhabhi: are pan apani bus 2 ghante bad hai...
Ab bhabhi ko hotel ka manager ghure ja raha tha. Lagata tha ke wo aankho se balatkar kar dega. Aur bhabhi 2 ghante mere se chudna chahti thi ye muje pata chal gaya ..
Manager: 30 min ya 2 ghante sahab
Mai: kar do 2 ghante...
Manager: ok room number 8 pahala mala.
Mai: ok thik hai..
Unhone ek book me sign karvai aur ham dono nikal liye room me. Jaise hi ham gaye upar room me call aaya manager ka ke mai niche jau...
Mai: bolo
Manager: aavaz kam karna
Mai: matalab?
Manager: matalab ke aavaz kam karna shor na kare mamsab dhyan rakhna
Mai: wo kyu shor karegi
Manager: yaha sahab shor karne wale jyada aate hai
Mai na samaj sakata tha par accept nahi kar pa raha tha... Kyonki meri fat jati...
Manager: dekho I know aap randi sath laye ho. Thok lo shanti se par aavaz mat karna. Thoda use samja dena thik hai?
Mai: wo mai actually... Aap kya bol rahe ho samaj aa raha hai ek respected couple ko...
Manager: shanti sir mai sirf yahi kah raha hu ke aap thokne laye ho aisa na ho ke har koi grahak ban jaye...
Mai: shut up
Manager: are sir shant mai sirf itna bol raha hu...
Mai: ha ok ok..
Mai thoda sakhti se gussa hone ka natak kiya... Par fir socha ke ye muje bar bar pareshan karega. Isiliye maine room rent se alag 500 rupaye diye...
Mai: dekh koi bhi room me aane paye aur call bhi nahi
Manager: sir mal bahot hi badhiya hai ekdam kadak
Mai: tuje kaise pata chala be
Manager: sir itna hot fataka kya bus me aayega ek dam taza taza.. aur bus me aane ke bad bhi itna taza?
Maine aankh mari aur has diya
Manager: aakhri sawal sahab ye kitna leti hai
Mai: tu apne kam se kam rakh
Manager: sir unke sath ek photo please
Mai: nahi bas mere room me...
Manager: ok ok sir... Enjoy...
Ham dono ekdusre ke samane hase aur mai aa gaya room me jaha bhabhi ne aise kiya mere swagat...
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Bhabhi: kya bol raha tha manager?
Mai: wo bol raha tha ke apne sath layi hui randi ko bol dena ke shor na kare
Bhabhi: kya aap bhi... Sach me?
Mai: ha
Bhabhi: kaise pata chala?
Mai: ab 2 ghante hai tuje thoku ya kahani sunni hai?
Bhabhi: nahi nahi thukvane aai hu. Aa jao mere malik muje chod chod kar mera pura ras nichod lo...
Aur fir maine bhabhi ke sath pure dedh ghante chudai ki. Har ek position me bhabhi ko achhe se ragada. Chut me 2 bar viry dala aur fir ham ruke. Maine aur bhabhi ne fatafat kapade pahane aur niche gaye.... Manager ghure hi ja raha tha bhabhi ko...
Mai: aavaz nahi aai na?
Manager: nahi par ab aisa lag raha hai ke aap dono bus se aaye ho... Madam ko dekh kar hi aisa pratit ho raha hai ke aapne us par kafi mahant ki hai...
Bhabhi kafi sarma rahi thi aur mere piche chup ne ka prayas kar rahi thi...
Mai: chal tuje mile na paise ham niklte hai bye...
Manager: sir roj aaie.
Fir muje dhire se kan me bola...
Manager: saheb agar ek selfie lene do to jitni bar chaho aa sakate ho...
Mai kya pagal tha. Ghar ki aurato ko aise sareaam nilam karu... Maine ha na sab aade tede javab de kar nikal liya... Kya karu ye bhabhi meri randi hai. Meri randi mere bachhe ki maa bhi banne vali hai.. kal dusra hotel dhundh kar waha ja kar thokunga par meri kahani me twist to aane hi the. Office se niklna... Mushkil hota hai bhai...
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