Ab aage..
Muje mangalavar ko hi idea aa gaya ke kya kiya ja sakata hai... Mai vapas 2 baje ka intezar karne laga. Bhabhi ke message ka...
Bhabhi: hi kuch rasta mila?
Mai: pahale ye bata to tu hamare chat delete kar rahi hai na mai bhi kar raha hu
Bhabhi: obviously kar rahi hu... Achha hai aap bhi kar rahe ho... Bolo kuch mila rasta
Mai: tu hotel me aa sakati hai?
Bhabhi: hotel me?
Mai: ha hotel me ja kar tuje chodunga dopahar ko aur maze karenge...
Bhabhi: pagal ho gaye ho kya? Mai ghar par kya bahana kar ke niklu?
Mai: ye tu jane muje mat bol kuch bhi bachha mere viry se nikalna chahie aur tuje mai jo hotel bolu vaha aana hai..
Bhabhi: ha baba aapka hi bachha hoga par hotel wala plan flop hai. Kahi hotel valo ko shak gaya ya fir camera laga ho. Mere malik ko mai mana nahi kar rahi par jo problems hai wo bata rahi hu...
Hmm yar ye to muje bhi problem hai.. aur to kya rasta ho sakata hai...
Mai: rat ko mere kamare me aaja..
Bhabhi: tere bhai ne karvat bhi li na to teri aur meri sari karavate nikal jayegi..
Mai: tuje chudna hai ya nahi?
Bhabhi: kaha mana kar rahi hu. Muje chudna hai aapse par koi dhang ka rasta to mile...
Thodi der bad...
Bhabhi: thik hai hotel wala rasta thik lag raha hai. Par har roz hotel change karte rahana padega. Aur aise batana padega ke ham log traveller hai. Matalab bus station vale area ya railway wale area me koi bhi hotel me aap muje le jaoge to koi itni dhikkat nahi honi chahie...
Hm mere pas plan tha bhabhi ke pas plan ka pran tha...
Mai: done. Ghar par kya bolegi
Bhabhi: kharidari karni hai ya sabji ya dost ke ghar ya aisa kuch. Par problem hai ye Saturday kya bahana banayenge. Mere pati bhi ghar honge. Mummy papa bhi.. ye Saturday se aapko Wednesday tak lagatar ek bar to chodna padega. Kas kar lol
Mai: ha meri jan ye Saturday kuch karte hai muje hotel dhundhne de...
Mai hotel dhundhne laga bus stand aur railways ki aaju baju ki. Panch din lagatar chodne ke liye bhabhi ke liye panch alag alag hotel rakhne padenge. Mai sab dhundhne laga office me kam bhi tha par kya kare ye usse bhi jyada important tha. Office ka kam overtime kar ke kar lenge...
Maine searching chalu rakha. Aur maine dekha ke karib 2 hi hotel thik lagi muje. Par sirf 2 hotel? Matalab 2 din ka to intezam ho gaya. Bahar kahi nahi ja sakte aur kahi? Kya karu... Saturday ko hotel bansuri aur ravivar ko hotel raj. Ye do maine tay kar di. Ye sadi hotels hai aur yaha online nahi kar sakate to waha ja kar hi book karna hai. Ok to fir ham log ko yaha 1 ghante na na 5 din ke vanvas ke bad chodunga to 2 ghante to lagenge aur ha is bar khul ke gand bhi marni hai. To 2 ghante. Aur ha to bas agali bas aaye uske pahale taiyar hona hai kar ke book kar lenge aur aish karenge. Aur train ke liye sunday sare time table dekhna padega ke rail kab aa rahi hai kab ja rahi hai... Plan sare full proof banana padega... Aur ha ek aur waha hotel me agar id proof manga to? Chalo itni aabadi me itna risk to utha sakate hai. Kaha chori karne ja rahe hai ke police hame puchtach kare. Dekhenge chalo... Bhabhi kya plan banayegi... Hoga chalo kam karo...
Somavar chala gaya, mangalavar chala gaya. Budhvar bhi chala gaya. Ham log whatsapp par bate karte rahate them guruvar ko bhabhi ke message me ye bate hui...
Bhabhi: hi
Mai: bol meri randi
Bhabhi: aapke bhaiya bachhe ke liye man gaye hai ab...
Ham bhaiya ko manane ke bare me hi bat kar rhae the jo aakhirkar man gaye...
Mai: to aaj rat chudna padega?
Bhabhi: ha to ek bar chudai karni to padegi na. Par maine unko dates aage piche batai hai. Ta ke unke chodne ka koi fark na pade..
Mai: achha hai chalo chud lo aaj aur kya
Bhabhi: bas wahi puchne ke liye message kiya tha...
Mai: ok suno jyada mat chud lena fir Saturday ko hotel me maza aaye nahi waise mat karna mai muth nahi mar rha tere liye..
Bhabhi: pata hai don't worry. Aapke bhai shree utna kaha... Warna ham dono kaha....
Mai to sab ye samajta hi tha. Rat ko bhaiya ne bhabhi ko chod liya aur shukrvar ko bhabhi ko ek bat dimag me yad aai ke kal Saturday ko kaise bahar ja sakte hai.. to ham log wo sab ham whatsapp par discussion kar rahe the. Tabhi achanak bhabhi ne muje rok diya. Chat hamari atak gai. Wo maa ke bulane par gai thi... Karib 30 min ke bad aai.
Bhabhi: ruk kal ka plan cancel
Mai: kyo kya hua?
Bhabhi: ruko kal ghar par hi kar payenge jo kuch karna hai.
Mai: par kaise?
Bhabhi: kal mummy papa ja rahe hai dwarka
Mai: bhaiya le kar ja rahe hai?
Bhabhi: suno to sahi. Aapke bhaiya ko chhutti to hogi par wo jayenge thodi der office ke silsile me. Wo bol rahe the ke 12 se 4 baje unko ek maintenance work hai.
Mai: wow that's nice sunday ka sunday dekhenge. 5 din me se 2 hotel aur ek kal ka din to ho gaya... Aur mummy papa kam se kam 1 week ke bad aayenge...
Bhabhi: wahi to... Chalo bye.. mummy bula rahi hai.. I love you...
Mai: I love you too....
Wow that's just nice. Kal ghar par hi mai bhabhi ko chod kar maze lutunga aur bhabhi ko pregnant karunga...
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