me: tum dono yehi rakh lo. baad main doosray rang bhi laa doon ga.
AMBREEN: na baba na. inhain pehan k to khamkhah apna aap dulhan sa lagnay lagay ga. hamen nahi pehan'nay ye kapray.
me: (insist kartay huay) rakh lo guriya. jab dil karay pehan lena.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) pehan'na na pehan'na baad ka masla hai AMBREEN. bhai itna israar kar rahay hain to le letay hain. kahin inhain bura na lagay. ammi ne kaha hai na in ka khayal rakhna hai, inhain khush rakhna hai. inkar mat karo.
MEHREEN aapi: (ghabratay huay) AYAN... ye abhi bachian hain. ye kia kar rahay ho?
me: koi baat nahi aapi. ye kon sa abhi pehan'nay lagi hain.
SAMREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi hum ne to bhai k israr karnay pe lye hain. aap ko chahiyen to aap rakh len. hum ne konsa pehan'nay hain.
MEHREEN aapi: (bokhla kar) nn... nahi... mujhay aur nahi chahiye. rakh lo.
SAMREEN: shukria aapi, shukria bhai wo packet hathon main liye wapas palang pe ja bethi. AMBREEN bhi us k sath thi. main ne almari band ki aur dobara un dono k darmyan palang pe beth gaya.
AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi se) NOREEN aapi ! aap naraz ho gayi hain na hum se? shayed surkh joray wali baat aap ko buri lagi hai. bas aik baar maaf kar den. aainda aisi baat karoon to jo chahay saza de lijiye ga.
NOREEN aapi: nn. na..nahi guriya. main naraz nahi hoon.
AMBREEN: (khushi se chilla kar) sach aapi? haye aap kitni achhi hain. (sharmindagi ka izhar kartay huay) main pata nahi kyun aap se badguman ho gayi is kambakht surkh joray wali baat pe. mujhay kia pata tha bhai sab k liye laaye hain.
SAMREEN: mujhay bhi maaf kar den aapi. kaha to main ne kuch nahi magar socha wohi tha jo is ne kaha.
NOREEN aapi: (muskuratay huay) main waqaee naraz nahi hoon guriya. tum dono ne jo bhi kaha, aapi ki mohabbat main kaha. phir main bhala kyun naraz hoti.
MEHREEN aapi: (sharmaye huay andaz main sar jhuka kar) AYAN... ab to ammi ne bhi ijazat de di hai. agar tum chaho to....
MEHREEN aapi ki adhoori baat ka mafhoom samajhna mere liye to mushkil nahi tha. zahir hai NOREEN aapi bhi samajh gayi theen. magar un dono ko shayed ye pata nahi tha k SAMREEN aur AMBREEN bhi achhi tarah sab samajh rahi hain.
me: (aapi ki offer pe khush hotay huay) ji.. ji aapi.. jaisay aap ki khushi..
meri pur shauq nazren MEHREEN aapi pe jami dekh k SAMREEN ne mujhay kohni maar k mutawajja kia to sharminda sa ho k main ne un se apni nazren hata leen.
MEHREEN aapi: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k mutawajja honay se anjan dheemi aawaz main) to phir aaj raat ko....
me: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN ki ghoorti nigahon se ghabra kar) nn... nahi aapi... aaj nahi. aaj to main ne SAMREEN aur AMBREEN se wada kar rakha hai k sari raat inhain filmon ki kahanian sunaaon ga aur inhi k kamray main so'oun ga.
MEHREEN aapi: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k liye pareshan ho kar) nahi AYAN... yeh dono abhi bachian hain. in k sath nahi...
AMBREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) bachian hain to kia hua? kahanian sun'nay ka shauq bachon ko hi hota hai na?
MEHREEN aapi: tum dono samajh nahi rahi ho... ye theek nahi hai... aisa nahi hona chahiye... tum dono bachian ho abhi...
SAMREEN: (jhunjla kar) aakhir aap ko hamaray bachian honay se kia pareshani hai aapi? agar kahanian darawni hon gi to bhai hamen nahi sunayen gay. hum ne in se darawni kahanion ki farmayesh nahi ki hai.
AMBREEN: aapi aap ka agar koi aur program hai to hum kal kahanian sun len gi. aap bhai se naraz na hon.
me: nahi guriya. waada to waada hai. aaj raat main tum dono k saath hi guzaroon ga.
NOREEN aapi: (mujh se minnat kartay huay) chand k liye nahi AYAN.. ye dono bachian hain.... in k sath nahi....
SAMREEN: aakhir masla kia hai? aap dono ko agar lagta hai k hamara akelay main bhai se kahanian sun'na munasib nahi hai to aap dono bhi raat ko hamaray kamray main hi aa jaiye ga. wahan sonay k liye jaga ki bhi kami nahi hai. hum panchon farsh pe hi bistar laga len gay.
MEHREEN aapi: (be yakeeni se mujhay dekhtay huay) kia waqaee sirf kahanian sunanay ka hi program hai?
me: bohat afsos ki baat hai aapi. aap dono se kia main ne koi zabardasti ki thi jo in k sath karoon ga?
SAMREEN: ab ye zabardasti wali baat kahan se aa gayi darmyan main? aakhir aap log pahelion main kyun baat kar rahay hain?
me: (kharab mood main) in dono se hi pooch lo. mujhay nahi pata.
AMBREEN: aapi aap bhai pe kis baat ka shak kar rahi hain? kia kiya hai inho ne aap dono k sath jo aap nahi chahteen k ye hamaray sath karen?
AMBREEN ne masoomana andaz main ye sawal kartay huay yakeenan un dono ki dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya tha. dono hi bokhla k aik doosri ko dekh k nazar jhuka gayi theen. jawab dono hi na de payi theen.
me: in dono ki baaton se bad-dil honay ki zarurat nahi guriya. main ne wada kia hai to nibhaoon ga.
MEHREEN aapi: AYAN... hamen aur sharminda na karo. ghalat fehmi ho hi jati hai...
me: aapi ye ghalat fehmi nahi thi.... aap mujh pe seedha seedha ilzam laga rahi theen k main in dono ki masoomiat se faaida uthaaon ga. in ko behla phusla kar ya phir zabardasti..... aakhir aap ne ye sab socha bhi kaisay?
MEHREEN aapi: bas ho gayi na ghalti.. ab maaf kar do...
SAMREEN: aakhir ye ho kia raha hai? bhai aap batayen na in dono ko aap pe kis baat ka shak hai? aakhir aap ne in k sath aisa kia kiya hai jo ye itna dar gayi hain aur hamaray sath wo nahi honay dena chahteen.
NOREEN aapi: hum ne waqaee tumharay sath ziadti ki hai AYAN. jo kaam kal hona hai, wo aaj hi ho jaaye to kia farq parta hai. hamen aisi baat nahi karni chahiye thi. maaf kar do.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) chalo yar... apney kamray main chalain. in teeno ki shayed tabiat theek nahi hai. yeh uljhi hui baaten ye teeno shayed hamen yahan se bhaganay k liye hi kar rahay hain.
SAMREEN: nahi AMBREEN. koi baat hai zaroor jo hum se chhupaayi ja rahi hai. wo bhi shayed is liye k ham abhi bachian hain.
SAMREEN ki is baat pe jahan MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi k sar sharmindgi se jhuk gaye thay, wahan mujhay apni hansi rokna mushkil ho raha tha. kambakht dono itni dramay baaz theen k pata hi nahi chalnay de rahi theen k inhain sab pata hai.
me: fazool baaton main parnay ki koi zarurat nahi. in dono ko jo bhi vehm hua tha wo door ho gaya hai. ab koi masla nahi.
AMBREEN: (khushi ka izhar kartay huay) matlab aap aaj raat hamaray kamray main guzar saktay hain?
me: haan bilkul. main ne pehlay bhi kaha tha k main apna waada zaroor poora karoon ga. be fikar raho.
SAMREEN: bhai aap ka agar MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi se raat ka koi program tha to aap wo sab abhi kyun nahi kar letey? raat ko aap hamen time de dena.
MEHREEN aapi: (bokhlatay huay) abhi????????? nahi...... AYAN .. main is waqt kaisay??
NOREEN aapi: (mehren aapi ki bokhlahat pe muskuratay huay) kuch nahi hota aapi. ammi ne kaha tha na, bhai ka khayal rakhna hai. waisay bhi ab din raat se koi farq nahi parta.
MEHREEN aapi: ll......lekin.. NOREEN... din main????????
SAMREEN: ab mujhay aapi ki ye din raat ki uljhan samajh main nahi aa rahi. aakhir aisa konsa kaam hai jo sirf raat ko hi ho sakta hai, din main nahi ho sakta.
AMBREEN: (masoomiat se) waisay suhaag raat k baaray main suna hai k raat ko hi hoti hai... magar bhala aapi ka suhaag raat se kia lena dena.
uski ye baat sun k jahan MEHREEN aapi maaray sharmindagi k ronay wali ho gayi theen wahan mujhay apni hansi rokna dushwar ho gaya tha aur main khaanstay huay apni hansi chhupanay ki koshish kar raha tha. kambakht dono itni masoomiat se aglay ki aisi taisi kar k rakh deti theen aur phir bhi masoom hi rehti theen.
MEHREEN aapi: (ronay walay andaz main) AYAN... tum ne in dono ko kia bataya hai?
me: (anjaan bantay huay) kuch nahi aapi. kuch batana tha?
MEHREEN: to phir ye is ne... suhaag raat... ka zikar ... kaisay kia?
me: aapi bachian hain abhi. aap dono ki uljhi hui baaten samajh nahi pa rahi theen to jo samajh main aaya bol diya.
SAMREEN: kia hua aapi? hum se koi ghalti ho gayi? ye AMBREEN bhi na.. bina sochay samjhay kuch bhi bol deti hai. aap is ki baat ko dil pe mat len.
me: aapi aap apnay kamray main chalain... main kuch der main aata hoon.
NOREEN aapi: main bhi apnay kamray main hi jaati hoon. in shatoongrion ki zuban k aagay to khandaq hai. jo dil main aaye bol deti hain. agla hamla mujh pe bhi ho sakta hai. chalen aapi.
NOREEN aapi, MEHREEN aapi ka hath tham k kamray se nikal gayeen to un k jaanay k kuch der baad main ne gehri saans letay huay SAMREEN aur AMBREEN ki taraf dekha aur phir hum teeno ki ek sath hansi chhoot gayi.
me: pakki shetan ki khala ho tum dono. aray seedha seedha suhaag raat ka zikar karnay ki kia zarurat thi? agar ek aur baat tum dono k muh se aisi aur nikal jaati to MEHREEN aapi to yaheen rona shuru kar deteen.
SAMREEN: ab hum masoom bachion ko kia pata k kab kia kehna hai. masoomiat main jo samajh aaya bol diya. baat sambhalnay k liye aap sath hain na.
AMBREEN: bhai ye aapi ko aakhir itni emergency main suhaag raat ka shauq kyun ho gaya? kahin NOREEN aapi ko dekh kar to...
me: ari aafat ki puriya ye baat kahin un k saamnay na keh dena. wo pehlay hi bohat ghabrayi hui hain k kahin tum dono ko kuch pata na chal gaya ho.
SAMREEN: aap be fikar rahen bhai..... hum apni masoomiat ko mashkook nahi honay den gi.
AMBREEN: bilkul.... aap ja k aapi ki masoomiat ko mashkook kijiye.
me: (hanstay huay) yar tum har baat main koi na koi mazaq ka pehlu kaisay nikal leti ho?
AMBREEN: aap ka husn e nazar hai janab. warna bandi kis qabil hai.
me: to phir ab main jaaun?
SAMREEN: AMBREEN rok lo yaar. kahin bacha hath se nikal na jaye.
AMBREEN: is baat pe ek sher arz hai.
wo kahin bhi gaya, lauta to mere paas aya bus yehi baat hai achi mere harjaayi ki
me: (us k sar pe chapat raseed kartay huay) shetan ki khala, baaz aa jao.
AMBREEN foran "adab arz hai" kehti hui thora sa jhuk gayi to us ki is baat pe phir se meri hansi chhoot gayi.
SAMREEN: (sharart se) aap jaiye bhai. dulhan aap ka intezar kar rahi hai.
SAMREEN ki baat pe main ne "tum dono nahi sudhro gi" kehtay huay sar hilaya aur kamray se nikal aaya. saamnay hi MEHREEN aapi ka kamra tha aur yakeenan wo mera intezar kar rahi theen...
log suhaag raat manatay hain... main aaj pehli baar suhaag din mananay wala tha.
aapi k kamray main dakhil ho kar main ne kamray main har taraf talash karti nazron se dekha. magar aapi kahin nazar na aayin. phir mera dhyan bathroom ki taraf gaya aur main samjh gaya k wo kapray tabdeel kar rahi hon gi.
aur waqaee kuch der baad aapi surkh reshmi kapron main bathroom se nikleen to main unhain dekhta hi reh gaya. un k lambay siah silki baal khulay huay thay aur un ki kamar puri tarah in main chhup gayi thi. kameez ki fitting wali dorian aaj unhon ne is tarah se tight ki hui theen k un k bharay bharay sexy boobs wazeh mehsoos ho rahay thay aur dil ki dharkano main toofan utha rahay thay. aur kareeb pohanchnay pe to aik nihayat khushgawar khushbu ne mujhay aur bhi mast kar diya. shayed unho ne koi sent lagaya tha jis ki khushbu un k badan ki khushbu se mil k aik nayi mehek takhleek (create) kar di thi.
mere bilkul paas pohanch k unho ne muskuratay huay meri taraf dekha aur meri aankhon main apney husan ki tareef dekh k aur bhi khil utheen. un ka chehra sharm se surkh ho raha tha aur palken baar baar jhuk jaati theen. hont baar baar kuch kehnay k liye khultay aur phir sharm se bina kuch kahay band ho jatay. main bhi bas paas khara unhen pyar bhari nazron se dek hta hi ja raha tha. dekhnay se hi dil nahi bhar raha tha, aur kuch karnay ka sochta kaisay? aakhir aapi ne baat karnay ki himmat ki.
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