Desi Masala masaladesiforum

nashtay k baad ammi k kehna pe main abbu k sath apni zameeno pe chala gaya. hamari zameenen bohat wasee raqbay pe pheli hui theen aur in main mukhtalif mosmi faslain apni bahar dikha rahi theen. mukhtalif baghaat bhi thay jin main mosmi phal lagay huay thay. main kafi der tak wahan masroof raha aur zameeno aur baghat k muaamlat samajhta raha. phir kuch thakan ho gayi to waheen abbu k banaaye huay deray pe ek kamray main kuch der aaram kar k akela hi wapis chal para.

wapsi main mosam bohat khushgawar ho gaya tha. badlon ne aasman ko dhak liya tha aur thandi thandi hawa bhi badan ko gudguda rahi thi. aur abhi main apni haveli se kuch door hi tha k mosladhar barsih shuru ho gayi aur main poori tarah bheeg gaya.

main bheegta bhagta haveli k andar pohncha to aik aur dilkash manzar ne meri tawajjo khench li aur phir main nazar wahan se hata na saka.

AMBREEN aur SAMREEN sabz reshmi kapray pehnay sehan main barish main naha rahi theen. dono ne aankhen band kar rakhi theen aur baanhen phelaye gol gol ghoom rahi theen. kameez k neechay se dono ne hi kuch nahi pehna hua tha (brezer bhi nahi). aur dono k badan ki qayamt khezi pehli baar mujh pe ayaan ho rahi thi. main jinhen ab tak bachian samajh k nazar andaz karta raha tha, un k jawan jisam itnay dilkash thay k mujhay un se nazar hatana mushkil ho raha tha aur qadam be ikhtiar un dono ki taraf barhtay ja rahay thay. hosh to tab aya jab be ikhtiari main SAMREEN se takra gaya. aur wo bhi is tarah k us k barish k pani main bheegay boobs mere seenay se chipak k mere andar halchal macha gaye.

AMBREEN is takraao pe khilkhila k hans rahi thi jabkay SAMREEN foran mujh se alag ho kar apni baanhon se apna seena chupanay ki koshish main simti ja rahi thi. sharm se us ki nazren zameen main gari ja rahi theen aur us ki ye ada mere dil ki dharkano ko utha pathal kiye de rahi thi.

SAMREEN: (nazren jhukaye apni be hijabi ki wazahat detay huay) bhai maaf kar den. hamen pata nahi tha aap jaldi aa jayen gay.
main ne kaha bhi tha AMBREEN se magar is ne kaha abhi konsa koi ghar aanay wala hai.. koi farq nahi parta.

AMBREEN: (meri nazren apne aur SAMREEN k boobs pe jami nazron ko mehsoos kar kay) yar tum khamkhah dar rahi ho. mujhay to lagta hai bachay ka kuch mood ban raha hai.


SAMREEN ne bhi us ki baat sun k nazar uthayi to meri nazren apnay boobs pe gari dekh ka phir se sharma k nazren jhuka gayi.
mujhay bhi sharmindgi si hui k jin chhoti behno ko main kal tak bachhi samajhta raha tha, dosti aur begharz mohabbat k daaway karta tha, aur mohabbat bhi hawas se paak; aaj unhi behno k jisam se nazren nahi hata pa raha tha. khud pe laanat kartay huay main ne bari mushkil se apni nazren hataiyeen aur sar jhukaye sharminda sa khara reh gaya.

me: main apni is harkat pe sharminda hoon guriya. kal tak to begharz mohabbat k daaway karta tha, aur aaj... mujhay maaf kardo. pata nahi tum dono k bheegay badan dekh k mujhay kia ho gaya tha.

AMBREEN: bhai aap sharminda kyun ho rahay hain? jab hum dono ne khud ko dil se aap k naam kar diya to aap jaisay chahen dekhain, jo chahain hamaray sath karain, apni cheez ko haq se dekha jata hai. dekh k nazren nahi jhukayi jateen.

me: nahi guriya. main pehli baar itna be ikhtiar hua hoon k mujhay apni is harkat ka khud pata nahi chala. yakeen karo main darwazay se yahan tak kab pohncha, mujhay kuch pata nahi. yahan SAMREEN se takraya to dil main khahish ubhri k kash ye kabhi mujh se alag hi na ho. phir is ne sharma k khud ko chupanay ki koshish ki to main kisi aisay bhookay bachay ki tarah andar se tarap k reh gaya jis ki man pasand khanay ki cheez us k saamnay se hata li gayi ho. ek taraf mujhay ek dilkash nazara dil khol k dekhnay ko mil raha tha, magar doosri taraf usi ka aks mujh se chhupaya ja raha tha, aur mera dil chahta tha k main zabardasti is k bazu hata doon aur phir jee bhar k dono ko dekhoon.

meri sharmindgi se doobi awaz main ye wazahat sun k SAMREEN ne apney baazu seenay se hata k neechay kar liye aur phir se mere nazdeek aa gayi to main nazron main uljhan liye us ki taraf dekhnay laga. dil chahta tha abhi dono k boobs pe toot paroon, bari bari dono k honton ko itna choomoon k apnay hont in honton k bagher adhooray mehsoos honay lagain. bari mushkil se main
apni nazron ko phir se SAMREEN k boobs pe jam janay se rok k us k chehray pe nazar tika saka.

SAMREEN: mujh se ek baar kaha to hota bhai. main to samajh rahi thi aap meri is behijabi pe naraz hon gay. aap hum pe kitna haq rakhtay hain, kia aap ka dil nahi jaanta? aap ne sirf mere hath hatanay ka socha kyun? khud barh k hata kyun nahi diye?

AMBREEN: yar ab to mujhay tum pe rashk aanay laga hai. bhai mujh pe to kabhi kabhi hi nazar jamatay hain, ziada to tumhain hi
dekh rahay hain. (phir mujh se mukhatib ho kar) bhai main bhi yaheen pe hoon. aur main ne khud ko chhupanay ki koshish bhi nahi ki.

me: magar guriya. mujhay waqaee sharmindagi ho rahi hai k main apni chahat ko begharz na rakh saka. is main lazzat e nafs shamil ho gayi hai.

AMBREEN: to kia ho gya bhai? aap khud ko mard nahi samajhtay ya hamen jawan aur khoobsurat nahi samajhtay? aisi cheez dekh k
kisi bhi mard ka dil lalcha sakta hai. aap khamkhah sharminda ho rahay hain. chalain andar chaltay hain. wahan aap jee bhar k hamen dekhiye ga balkay chahen to honey moon bhi mana saktay hain.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN ko kohni martay huay) sharm karo. kia keh rahi ho. bhai ka jo dil chahay karen magar hamen apni sharm apni
haya rukhsat nahi karni chahiye. yehi aurat ka husan hoti hai.

AMBREEN ne uski baat pe masnooyi sharmindagi zahir kartay huay honto pe shareer si muskurahat sajaye mujhay sorry kaha to main us ki is harkat pe muskura diye.

SAMREEN: bhai andar chalain?
SAMREEN k kehnay pe main chup chap dono k sath andar chala aya aur phir un k kamray main aa k main ne khud hi darwaza lock kar diya. ab main pooray haq se kabhi SAMREEN aur kabhi AMBREEN k boobs ko dekh raha tha aur soch raha tha shuruat kaisay karoon. itnay main AMBREEN ko hi kuch soojha.

AMBREEN: chalain bhai bath room main chaltay hain.

AMBREEN ki is baat pe main garbara sa gaya. dono k sath bath room main band honay ka matlab main achhi tara samajh raha tha.


yani wo mere saamnay be libas honay ki baat kar rahi thi. aur mujhay bhi be libas karna chahti thi. SAMREEN ki khamoshi aur jawab talab nazren bhi yehi keh rahi theen. goya dono ko mere samnay be libas honay aur mujhay be libas dekhnay main koi masla nahi tha. aisa khula dula sex aur wo bhi do behno se ek sath, main ne kabhi aisa socha bhi nahi tha, karna to door ki baat. magar ab mujhay is ki offer ho rahi thi aur main chah k bhi inkar nahi kar pa raha tha. inkar karna chahta bhi tha magar koi andar se meri zuban pakar leta tha aur chup chap un dono ki baat maan leney pe uksa raha tha. mujhay pata hi nahi chala kab mere qadam baath room ki taraf uth gaye.

bath room main pohanch k sab se pehlay AMBREEN ne apney kapray utaray to meri nazren us k nangay badan pe jam k reh gayeen.

phir usne khud hi mujhay saakat (still) dekh k mere kapray utar diye. itni der main SAMREEN bhi be libas ho chuki thi aur ab meri nazren kabhi AMBREEN aur kabhi SAMREEN k nangay wajood pe jami ja rahi theen.

aakhir AMBREEN ne hi pehal ki aur aagay barh k meri gardan main baanhen daal deen. aur us ki is pyar bhari harkat pe jaisay mere be jaan wajood main jaan aa gayi. main ne usay apni banhon main yun jakar liya jaisay apnay wajood main sama lena chahta hoon aur phir apnay hont us k honton se laga diye.

magar ye kia? us k honton pe hont rakhtay hi mujhay aik ajeeb sa current laga tha. current bhi aisa jo badan ko door nahi jhatakta balkay khud se chimta leta hai. mere saath bhi aisa hi hua tha. mere hont us ke honton se is tarah chipak gaye thay k main chah k bhi inhain us k honton se juda nahi kar pa raha tha. phir main ne khud ko halat k dharay pe chhor diya aur poori chahat se us ke honton ko choomnay aur choosnay laga. mujhay is kaam main itni lazzat kabhi mehsoos nahi hui thi jitni aaj mehsoos ho rahi thi. gird o pesh ka mujhay kuch hosh nahi raha tha. khud apna wajood bhi jaisay kahin kho sa gaya tha. bas hont hi baaqi thay jo AMBREEN k honton se chipkay huay thay.

na janay kitni hi der main us k hont choomta raha, mujhay kuch pata nahi. mere hath us ki kamar pe bari betabi se gardish kar rahay thay, jin ki harkat ka andaza mujhay tab hua jab mere hath harkat kartay huay achanak us k boobs pe pohnchay aur phir achanak hi mere hont us k honton se alag honay k liye jaisay aazad ho gaye aur main us k boobs pe toot para.

main ne us k boobs ko baari baari itna chooma, chaata aur choosa k us ko dono boobs surkh par gaye. ab mere SABAr ki hadd
khatam ho gayi thi. neechay se mera lun khara ho gaya tha aur apnay liye phuddi maang raha tha jo usay apnay andar dabochle.

main ne jaldi se AMBREEN ko chhor k ird gird nigah doraayi to SAMREEN paas hi tail ki botle liye khari nazar aayi. main ne jaldi se botle us ke hath se li aur thora sa tail le kar apne lun pe mala aur phir kuch tail AMBREEN ki phuddi main bhi ungli se lagaya. ab goya main AMBREEN ki phuddi leney k liye bilkul tayyar tha magar sawal ye tha k yahan kaisay karoon?

akhir AMBREEN ne hi is ka hal socha aur wash basen ki sides ko dono hathon se tham k jhuk gayi. aur us k is tarah jhuknay se uski phuddi qadray bahir ko nikal aayi. main jaldi se aagay barha aur us ki phuddi pe apna lun adjust karnay laga. thorisi koshish karni pari, kuch jhuknay k liye taangon ko thorasa phelana bhi para magar lun phuddi k surakh tak pohanch gaya. aur us waqt main na janay kyun itna be reham ho gaya k main ne bina kuch sochay samjhay pehla hi jhatka itna zordar lagaya k lun us ki phuddi ki seal torta hua 3/4 us ki phuddi k andar chala gaya.

AMBREEN k muh se be ikhtiar ghuti ghuti si cheekh nikli. shayed wo apni aawaz dabanay ki intehayi koshish kar rahi thi. magar mujhay is waqt kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. ajeeb wehshat si sar pe sawar thi. main ne phir zor lagaya aur poora lun andar pohncha diya.

aur ab main isay kiya kahoon, ittefaq ya qudrat, yehi us ki phuddi ki aakhri hadd thi. mera lun us ki phuddi ki jar tak pohnch gaya tha aur ab zara sa bhi bahir nahi raha tha.

AMBREEN ki ek do halki si cheekhain phir nikleen jinhen sun k mujhay kuch hosh bhi aaya aur main sharminda sa bhi hua. phir main ne us pe mazeed zulm karna munasib nahi samjha aur bohat dheeray dheeray lun ko andar baahir karnay laga.

is doran SAMREEN nazdeek aa ke mere jism se lag k khari ho gayi thi aur us ka jism jaisay mujhay cheekh cheekh k bula raha tha k aao mujhay apni baanhon main le lo. main ne us k jism ki pukar foran sun li aur usay apni baanhon main jakar k kiss karnay laga. neechay se AMBREEN ki phuddi main mera lun barabar andar bahir ho raha tha aur upar main SAMREEN ko kiss bhi kiye ja raha tha. yani ek ticket main do mazay.

pehli baar mujhay pata chala tha k do larkion se ek sath sex karnay ka kia maza hota hai. har larki ka jism doosri se juda aur alag hi maza liye huay hota hai. yehi maza mujhay is waqt SAMREEN k jism se mil raha tha. us k hont mujhay itnay raseelay mehsoos ho rahay thay jaisay in se shehed tapak raha ho jo qatra qatra mere wajood main muntaqil ho raha ho. maine in honton ko itna choosa k khud apnay jabray dukhnay lagay. thak k main ne apnay hont us k honton se alag kiay to wo bhi jaisay nashay ki si kafiat main mubtala nazar aayi. makhmoor si nigahon se mujhay dekha aur phir larkhara kar aur bhi meri baanhon main simat aayi.

be ikhtiar mera dil chaha k ab main AMBREEN ko chhor k SAMREEN ko chodna shuru kar doon. aur ain usi waqt mujhay apney lun pe kuch garam garam sa girta hua mehsoos hua jo yakeenan AMBREEN ka cum tha. wo release ho gayi thi aur ye ideal moqa tha us ki phuddi se apna lun nikal leney ka.

main ne apna lun us ki phuddi se kheench k baahir nikala aur phir SAMREEN ko ishara kia to wo AMBREEN ko hata k usi k andaz
main wash besan ko pakar k jhuk kar khari ho gayi. main ne us ki phuddi k andar bhi ungli se thora sa tail lagaya aur apnay lun ko bhi tail se thora aur chikna kiya aur phir zara sa jhuk k apna lun us ki phuddi k soorakh pe adjust kar k aik halkay se jhatkay se andar push kar diya. is baar main ne janooni pan ka muzahira nahi kia tha is liye SAMREEN kisi khas takleef se mehfooz rahi. bas halki si karah uske muh se nikli aur phir khamoshi.

maine lun ko zara zor se aagay dhakela to 1/4 lun us ki phuddi main chala gaya. SAMREEN k muh se ek bar phir halki si aah... ki awaz nikli. magar kisi khas takleef main nahi lagi wo mujhay. main ne hosla kar ke thora sa lun peechay kia aur ek zordar jhatka mara to mera lun us ki phuddi ki seal tor k poora ka poora andar chala gaya aur us ki phuddi ki aakhri hadd se ja takraya. SAMREEN k muh se qadray buland aawaz main 3,4 baar karahnay ki awaz nikli.

aaaaahhhhhhhhhh.... aaaaaah..aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... aur phir us ne apni aawaz daba li. main wahin ruk k is ajeeb ittefaq pe muskuranay laga. SAMREEN ki phuddi main bhi mera lun bilkul fit aaya tha. yani meri charon behno ki phuddian shayed bani hi mere liye theen. ek dum mere lun ki lambayi k aain mutabiq. perfect fit is doran AMBREEN phir mere qareeb aa khari hui to main ne usay apni baanhon main jakar liya aur neechay se SAMREEN ko halkay halkay se jhatkay lagatay huay lun us ki phuddi k andar bahir karnay laga. us k muh se halki halki karahnay ki awazen to nikal rahi theen magar in awazon se takleef se ziada lazzat ka ehsas ho raha tha. kafi der tak main SAMREEN ki phuddi main apna lun dheeray dheeray, halkay halkay jhatkon se andar bahir karta raha. phir main ne apni raftar barha di aur sath hi mujhay apnay pc muscles bhi tight karnay paray. ab mazay ki inteha ho chuki thi aur kisi bhi lamhay main apni peak pe pohanch k release ho sakta tha. isliye koi risk na letay huay main ne pehlay hi control kar liya. jhatkon ki raftar main ne barha di thi to SAMREEN k karahnay main bhi mazeed tezi aa gayi thi. us ki aawazen pehlay to halki halki theen phir thori si buland hueen aur phir achanak dheemi par k siskian si ban k reh gayeen. kuch hi der baad us k wajood ko ek do jhatkay lagay aur wo release ho gayi. mere lun pe us ki cum giri aur mujhay andar se sarshar kar gayi k maine aaj apni sab behno ki tashna aarzuain takmeel ko pohncha di theen. sath hi mujhay bhi jo lazzat mili thi us ka bAYAN alfaz ki hadood se bahir hai. maine lun SAMREEN ki phuddi se bahir nikala to SAMREEN sedhi ho k mujh se lipat k ronay lagi.

SAMREEN: bohat bohat shukria bhai. aap ne hamen apna kar hamari bhi okaat barha di. warna hum to aaj tak khud ko be masraf hi samajh rahi theen. hamaray be maqsad wajood pehlay kisi kaam k nahi thay. magar aap ne itnay pyar se, itni shiddat se hamen ye jismani lazzat di k hamen bhi apnay eham honay ka ehsas honay laga.

AMBREEN: (muh banatay huay) tumhain pyar se kia ho ga. mujh pe to wehshi janwar ki tarah toot paray thay. haaye ab tak dard ho raha hai.

AMBREEN ne hath se apni phuddi ko chua to main aik bar phir sharminda honay laga.

me: sorry yar. pata nahi kia ho gaya tha mujhay. shayed janwar hi ban gaya tha. kuch hosh hi nahi raha tha ye sab kartay huay. tumhari cheekhain sun k kuch hosh aaya magar jo hona tha wo ho chuka tha.

AMBREEN: (josh main aa k mujh se lipat'tay huay) haaye sach? phir to mujhay aap ka shukria ada karna chahiye k aap ko main itni achhi lagi k mere husan k jalwon ne aap ko sudh budh bhula di. haaye kitni khush kismat hoon main.

uski is baat pe main aur SAMREEN bhi muskura diyay. itni der kharay kharay sex kartay huay hum thak chukay thay. SAMREEN k kehntay pe hum kamray main aa gaye aur nangay hi palang pe let gaye. phir main ne ek bar phir AMBREEN aur us k baad SAMREEN k sath sex kiya aur neend aanay pe hum teeno nangay hi ek doosray se lipat k so gaye.

subha char bajay SAMREEN ne hum dono ko jagaya aur hum teeno ek sath hi bath room main nahanay lagay. wahan mujh se SABAr nahi hua aur shower k neechay aik baar phir main ne dono ko baari baari choda aur naha kar hum bahir nikal aaye. SABAr to mujh se abhi bhi nahi ho raha tha magar ab na sirf main balkay wo dono bhi 3,3 baar aik hi raat main release ho chuki theen.

ab isse ziada sex karna hum teeno k liye kamzori ka baais ho sakta tha. kher ye hamari lazzat bhari mohabbat ki shuruaat thi. is k baad main ne charon behno k liye din makhsoos kar diye.

MEHREEN aapi k liye monday,
NOREEN aapi k liye wednesday
aur AMBREEN aur SAMREEN k liye 2 din yani friday aur saturday. sunday,

tuesday aur thursday main ne jaan boojh k free rakhay thay kyunkay haftay k saaton din sex karna sehat k liye nuksan deh sabit ho sakta tha. kher hamari ye mohabbat, lazzat k sath aaj bhi jari hai aur hamen aaj bhi itna hi maza aata hai.


umeed hai aap ko kahani pasand aayi hogi.
Good bye.



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me: (un ki nazron se ghabra kar) dekho guriya... wo baat nahi hai jo tum dono samajh rahi ho. main ne aapi se zabardasti nahi ki. aapi k cheekhnay ki waja ye nahi thi.

SAMREEN: aap andar aaiye. beth k sakoon se baat kartay hain.

SAMREEN ne mujhay kamray ke darwazay ki taraf ishara kartay huay kaha aur khud rasta denay k liye side pe ho gayi to main chup chap kamray main dakhil ho gaya. peechay peechay wo dono bhi andar aa gayeen.

AMBREEN: pehlay to apni ghabrahat door kar len bhai. hamen aap pe koi shak na tha, na hai aur na kabhi ho ga. aap pe hamen khud se ziada aitbar hai. aapi k cheekhnay ki awazen sun k hamara ghabra jana fitri hai. magar is ki waja hum aap ko nahi samajh raheen. balkay hamen to is ki waja samajh hi nahi aa rahi thi. isi liye to ghabrayi hui si darwazay main khari theen k kab darwaza khulay aur aapi ki kheriat pata chalay.

me: (itmenaan ki saans letay huay) wo theek hain. un k sath koi masla nahi.... magar main bata nahi sakta k un k cheekhnay ki waja nahi bata sakta. itna besharam nahi hoon main.

SAMREEN: AMBREEN! aapi k cheekhnay ki aawazen pehlay bohat halki theen, phir aahista aahista buland hoti gayeen. ghor karo to ye cheekhain nahi, shayed karahnay ki aawazen theen. shayed wo.....
us k baat adhoori chhornay k bawajood mafhoom puri tarah wazeh ho raha tha.

AMBREEN ki jhukti hui ghabrayi si nazron se bhi yehi pata chal raha tha k wo SAMREEN ki baat ka mafhoon bakhoobi samajh gayi hai. aur kyun na samajhti... akhir dono aik doosri ka saya theen.

me: tum dono k elawa kisi aur ne to....

SAMREEN: nahi bhai. aur koi aas paas mojood nahi tha. NOREEN aapi bhi apnay kamray main nahi hain. ammi jan k sath sehan main bethi hain. shayed akelay main dil ghabra raha ho ga ya phir....

me: achha ab ulti seedhi sochon ko dimagh main jaga na do. agar aisi baat hai bhi to hamen is pe ghor nahi karna chahiye.

AMBREEN: bhai theek keh rahay hain
SAMREEN. agar aisa hai bhi to ye fitri kamzorian hain jinhain nazar andaz kar dena chahiye. khamakhah dil main baat rakhna munasib nahi hai.

me: mujh se to naraz nahi ho na tum dono???

SAMREEN: kaisi baat kartay hain bhai? aap se kaisi narazgi? aap to itnay achhay hain k maar bhi daalen gay to dil main koi shikwa nahi aaye ga.

me: achha ab makhan mat lagao. itna bhi achha nahi hoon.

AMBREEN: nahi bhai. aap waqaee bohat achhay hain. itnay achhay k bas har baat pe pyar aa jaye.

me: (jazbaati ho kar) tum dono bhi mujhay jaan se ziada azeez ho. tum dono ki narazgi k tasawwur se hi jaan nikalnay lagti hai. chand k liye kabhi mujh se naraz mat hona. ye meri bardasht se baahir hai.

SAMREEN: itna jazbati honay ki kia zarurat hai bhai? hamen pata hai aap hamen kitna chahtay hain. aur hamen ye bhi pata hai k is chahat main lazzat e nafs ki milawat nahi hai. aap ki chahat be gharz hai. aur hamen is ka yakeen hai.

me: bina kisi aazmaish k tumhain aisa yakeen kaisay hai guriya?

SAMREEN: aazamaish ki waisay zarurat to nahi hai. magar aap khud ko aazmana hi chahtay hain to aaj raat hum dono surkh reshmi libaas main aap se lipat k soyen gi. hamaray sonay k baad aap agar khud pe qabu rakh paaye to hamara yakeen sacha hai. aur agar aap behak gaye... to hamen apnay husan ki qayamat khezi pe yakeen aa jaye ga. is bahanay hamari bhi suhaag raat ho jaye gi.

me: (hanstay huay) yani dono soorton main tum ne apna hi faaida soch rakha hai?

AMBREEN: ab ye to aap ki bardasht pe hai na. aaj hi raat suhag raat manana chahtay hain ya hamesha k liye hamen apna bana lena chahtay hain.

me: (uljhan mehsoos kartay huay) kia matlab?

SAMREEN: matlab ye k agar aap is aazmaish se surkh roo ho gaye to hum dono hamesha k liye dil se aap ki ho jayeng gi.

me: mujhay aisay lalach denay ki zarurat nahi guriya. main janta hon k agar abhi bhi main ek ishara kar doon to tum dono mujhay itna chahti ho k sirf meri khushi k liye abhi apnay kapray utaar do gi. magar ye meri chahat ki toheen ho gi. main khud ko tumhari chahat k ahal sabit karnay k liye is imtihaan se guzarnay k liye tayyar hoon.

SAMREEN: ye hui na mardon wali baat. waisay hamari chahat pe itna yakeen rakhnay ka shukriya. hum waqaee aap ko itna hi chahti hain k aap ki khushi k liye kuch bhi kar guzren gi.

AMBREEN: achha ab ye bore baaten band karen. chalen bahir sehan main chal k bethtay hain. ammi jan k paas is waqt bari mazedar kisam ki khawateen bethi hoti hain.

me: (hanstay huay) mazedar khawateen? yar mazedar to larkian hoti hain. khawateen kaisay mazedar ho sakti hain.

SAMREEN: ab aap har baat ko apney matlab k mutabiq to na lia karen. is k kehnay ka matlab hai k un ki baaten bari mazedar hoti hain. aap bhi yakeenan dilchaspi mehsoos karen gay.

me: (uthtay huay) theek hai chalo.

main un dono k sath kamray se nikla aur sehan main aa gaya jahan ammi jan k sath 3,4 pakki umar ki dehati khawateen mojood theen aur apnay dukhray sunanay main masroof theen. NOREEN aapi bhi pehlay se wahan mojood theen. main ne bhi AMBREEN aur SAMREEN k sath waheen nashist jama li aur un khawateen ki baaten sun'nay laga. aur waqaee mujhay thori hi der main in baaton main dilchaspi mehsoos honay lagi kyunkay ye khawateen apnay gharon k dukhray to suna rahi theen magar in ka andaz bohat teekha aur mazahiya tha. goya apney dukhon ko hansi main ura rahi hon. waqaee bohat bahadur aur "mazedar" khawateen theen.
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raat k khanay k baad main SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k sath un k kamray main chala aaya. darwazay ko andar se lock kar k wo dono mujhay palang pe bethnay ka keh k kapray tabdeel karnay k liye baathroom chali gayeen. aaj un dono ne surkh reshmi libaas main mere sath chipak k sona tha. apni taraf se to un dono ne ye program meri aazmayish k liye banaya tha magar mere liye is main koi pareshani ki baat nahi thi. pata nahi kyun main in dono ko sex ki nazar se dekh hi nahi pata tha. jab bhi in dono k baaray main sochta, dil main dheron pyar umad aata. aisa pyar, jis main sex, lazzat e nafs ya jismani kurbat ka koi tasawwur hi nahi tha. bilkul begharz aur sacha pyar. waisa hi pyar jaisa k un dono ko yakeen tha k main un se karta hoon. ye alag baat hai k agar wo dono zindagi main kabhi mujh se apni nafsani khahishat ki taskeen chahteen to main inkar bhi na kar pata. magar ye meri khahish hargiz na hoti. sirf in ki zarurat poori karnay ki majboori hoti.

jabkay MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi k baaray main mere khayalat aisay nahi thay. behnen honay k naatay mere dil main un dono k liye bhi bohat mohabbat thi aur main un dono ki nafsani khahishat puri karna bhi apna farz samajhta tha. magar sath hi mujhay un dono k jisam main apnay liye lazzat bhi mehsoos hoti thi aur main bar bar un dono se sex karna chahta tha. yani un dono se meri mohabbat aur talluq main gharz chhupi hui thi. us main lazzat e nafs ki milawat thi.

jabkay SAMREEN aur AMBREEN se main sacha pyar karnay laga tha. mere dil main dono ka khas muqaam ban gaya tha. (meri mohabbat in dono se bhai behno wali nahi thi.) shayed main in dono ko dosti ka aala tareen darja de chuka tha, ya phir shayed mujhay in dono se ishq ho gaya tha.

han shayed ye ishq hi tha. in k sath main jitni der bhi rehta, inhi k rang main rang k reh jata tha. waisa hi sochnay lagta tha jaisa ye dono sochti theen, wohi sab karnay ko mera dil bhi chahnay lagta tha jo ye karna chahti theen.

aur ab bhi main in dono k program k mutabiq khud apni hi aazmayish k liye tayyar hua tha to bhi sirf is liye k in dono ka aitbar mujh pe hamesha k liye mazboot ho jaye. ye dono mujhay aisay chahnay lagain k ek lamhay k liye bhi inhain mujh se jhijak mehsoos na ho, dono kabhi mujhay apnay wajood se alag na samjhain balkay apnay wajood ka hissa samjhain. ya kam az kam itna darja to den k jaisay ye dono khud ko ek doosri ka saaya mehsoos karti theen, mujhay bhi apna saya mehsoos karnay lagain.

meri ye khahish tab se thi jab se main ne pehli baar ek doosri k liye mohabbat aur understanding mehsoos ki thi. usi waqt se mera bhi dil chahnay laga tha k ye dono mere liye bhi aisa hi sochnay lagain. mujhay apnay wajood ka hissa hi mehsoos karnay lagain. mere dil main bhi wohi kuch ho, jo in dono k dil main ho. shayed meri yehi khahish aahista aahista mohabbat k darjay tay karti hui ishq ki hadood ko pohanchnay lagi thi.

main inhi khayalon main gum tha k bathroom ka darwaza khol k dono ek sath andar aayin. dono surkh reshmi libaas main waqaee affat lag rahi theen magar phir bhi na janay kyun mere dil main koi halchal nahi mach rahi thi. aisa lagta tha jaisay in dono ko agar be libaas bhi dekhoon ga to mere liye normal si baat ho gi.

AMBREEN: (shareer andaz main muskuratay huay) aap khamkhah yahan bethay bore hotay rahay. hum ne konsa andar se kundi lagayi thi. aap bhi andar aa jatay.

me: (hanstay huay) is se bhi koi faraq na parta. pata nahi kia baat hai yar. tum dono k paas jab bhi aata hoon to khud ko tum dono jaisa hi mehsoos karnay lagat hoon. mere liye tum dono ka be libaas hona bhi shayed normal baat hoti.

AMBREEN: (dil pe hath rakhtay huay) haaye ye sun'nay se pehlay mere kaan band kyun na ho gaye. hamara bhai khud ko larki samajhnay laga hai. bhai aap normal to hain na? mera matlab aap ne sach much NOREEN aapi aur MEHREEN aapi k sath ... kahin koi garbar to nahi hai na?

me: yar wahan to sab kuch normal hi tha. pata nahi tum dono k paas aa k kia garbar ho jati hai.

SAMREEN: (shararat se muskuratay huay) bhai maana k hum dono abhi "bachian" hain. magar kabhi to hamara bhi dil chahay ga jawan honay ko. aap hamaray armano pe baraf to na giraiye. aap hi to hamari aakhri umeed hain.

me: shayed tum dono main hi koi technical fault hai. tum dono mujhay larkian lagti hi nahi ho. besharam larkay lagti ho.

AMBREEN: ye dulhano wala rang pehan to lia hai. fitting bhi kitni tight ki hai k kuch to larkian lagain. ab bhi nahi lag raheen to aur kia karain k aap ki nazr e karam ho jaye?

me: koshish jari rakho. kia pata tum dono k sonay k baad mujhay mehsoos honay lagay k waqaee tum dono larkian hi ho.


SAMREEN: haan wo to karni hi ho gi. kher yahan hamaray paas do palang hain jo sath sath lagay huay hain aur un main se ek pe aap is waqt bethay hain. agar isi palang pe aap darmyan main ho jayen to hum aap ko dono taraf se qabu karnay k liye tayyar hain.

SAMREEN ne ye kehtay hi peechay dhakela jabkay AMBREEN ne mere paaon se joota nikal k meri taangen jhatkay se palang k upar patakh deen. main is karwayi pe hansta hua chup chap darmyan main ho k let gaya to SAMREEN mere daayen taraf (jis taraf doosra bed tha) aur AMBREEN mere baayen taraf aa k let gayeen. dono ne mere kandhon pe sar rakh k mujhay dono taraf se jakar lia aur main dono k darmyan sandwich ban k reh gaya. dono ne apna wajood mere sath is tarah chipka rakha tha k darmyan main hawa k liye bhi gunjayish nahi chhori thi.

AMBREEN: ab kuch mood bana?

me: yar tum bhool rahi ho. main yahan tum dono k sath mazay leney ka mood bananay nahi leta hoon. ek imtehaan darpesh hai mujhay aur ab lag raha hai shayed ye imtehaan kuch sakht hai.

SAMREEN: haye nahi bhai. hum dono to itni narm o nazuk hain. aap ko shayed apna mobile sakht lag raha hai j aap ne isi side wali jaib main dala hua hai.

me: oho... main to bhool hi gaya tha. chalo tumharay narmo nazuk badan ka yeh faaida to hua k mobile tootnay se bach gaya.

SAMREEN: ab nikaal bhi len bhai...

AMBREEN: ssshhhhhhhh.... gandi gandi baaten na karo. koi sun le ga to kia kahey ga?

SAMREEN: (apney muh pe hath rakh k) haa... ye main kia keh gayi..

me: (us ki baat pe hanstay huay) agar tumhain itna hi tang kar raha hai to nikaal leta hoon.

ye keh k main ne SAMREEN ko uthnay ka ishara kia aur jaib main haath daal k mobile nikal lia. magar jab rakhnay k liye side table ki taraf jhuka to AMBREEN mere neechay dab ke reh gayi. main jaldi se seedha hua to SAMREEN meri ghabrahat dekh k hans rahi thi. jabkay AMBREEN bhi maani khez andaz main muskura rahi thi.

AMBREEN: maza aa gaya bhai. aik baar aur karain?

me: nahi. abhi mood nahi ban raha.

AMBREEN: main khud aap k upar aa jaaun?

me: dekho main dono k sath insaaf karna chahta hoon. tum aisa karo gi to SAMREEN k sath ziadti ho jaye gi.

SAMREEN: ek ziadti to kar di aap ne. is k upar let gaye. mujhay bhool gaye.

me: ghalti ho gayi yar. tum chaho to...

SAMREEN: chalen maaf kia. abhi rehnay den.

AMBREEN: nahi bhai. ye waqaee ziadti hai meri behan k sath. aap ko is ka bhi kachoomar nikalna ho ga.

me: matlab tumhara kachoomar nikal gaya tha?

AMBREEN: nahi.... bachat ho gayi. darasal main narm o nazuk honay k sath sath thori lachakdar bhi hoon.

me: tum jo bhi ho bari cheez ho.

AMBREEN: aadab arz hai.

me: (dobara SAMREEN ki taraf baazu phela kar) ab irada badal gaya kia? tum dono ne to mujh se chipak k sona tha.

SAMREEN: shukar hai aap ko yaad hai. main samjhi shayed saray mazay AMBREEN se hi leney hain.

me: yar ab ghussa janay bhi do. agar tumhara dil kar raha hai to main tumhara bhi kachoomar bana deta hoon.
SAMREEN hanstay huay dobara mere kandhay pe sar rakh k mujh se chipak k let gayi.

AMBREEN: bhai sach bataayen. aap ko zara bhi maza nahi aaya?

me: yar ghalti ho gayi mujh se jo tum se jhijak mehsoos nahi kar saka. aainda nahi karoonga. is baar maaf kar do.

AMBREEN: bhai kahin aap sach much to khud ko hum jaisa mehsoos nahi karnay lagay hain?

me: ye mazak nahi hai guriya. waqaee mujhay tum dono apnay jaisi, balkay apnay wajood ka hissa hi lagti ho. jaisay tum dono mujh se har tarah ki baat bina jhijkay kar leti ho, waisay hi mujhay bhi tum dono se koi jhijak mehsoos nahi hoti.

SAMREEN: ab ye jazbati baaten khatam hon gi ya nahi? bore ho gayi hoon main.

me: bas theek hai ab baaten khatam. chup chap so jau.

AMBREEN: aap ko bohat jaldi hai hamen sulaanay ki? kia iraaday hain?

me: pehlay so to jao. phir dekhi jaaye gi.

SAMREEN: aisi khudkaar neend nahi hai hamari k aap ne kaha aur hamen neend aa gayi.

me: to main kia lori sunaoon?

AMBREEN: nahi. bas pyar se baanhon main liye baaten kartay rahain. kabhi to neend aayegi.

me: itna lamba program mat banao yar. himmat kar k ab so hi jaao.

SAMREEN: so jao yar. bhai ka kuch karnay ko dil kar raha ho ga. dil khush kar do bachay ka.

me: bacha tum dono ko banhon main le k bhi khush hai. mazeed khushi ki zarurat mehsoos nahi hoti. ab chup chap so jao.

AMBREEN: jo karna hai kar len na. hamaray sonay ka intizar kyun kar rahay hain? hum ne konsa aap ko rokna hai.

me: tum dono sonay k mood main nahi lag rahi ho. magar mujhay to neend aa rahi hai. main sonay laga hoon.

ye kehtay huay main ne gehri saans seenay se kharij kartay huay aankhen moond leen. sachi baat hai, in dono ko banhon main le ke itna sakoon mil raha tha k neend khud bakhud hi aaye ja rahi thi.

bas yun lag raha tha jaisay samandar main doobnay se bachnay k liye main ne apnay kisi jigri dost ka sahara letey huay khud ko mukammal tor pe us k hawalay kar diya ho. aur is kefiat main jo sakoon mehsoos hota hai k hamar dost hamen bacha le ga to us pe is andhay aitmad se jo sakoon milta hai, us sakoon ki kefiat main khud hi aankhen band honay lagti hain. is waqt meri bhi yehi kefiat ho rahi thi. pata nahi kab main neend ki aaghosh main pohanch k apne daayen baayen mojood aafaton se bekhabar so gaya.

agli subha meri aankh khuli to AMBREEN to mere pehlu main mojood soyi hui thi magar SAMREEN nahi thi. aur mujhay apnay paaon
pe kisi k hathon ki giraft k sath sath kuch nami bhi mehsoos ho rahi thi. main ghabra k uth betha aur dekha to wo SAMREEN thi
jo mere paaon apney hathon se pakray pata nahi kab se ro rahi thi.

me: (us k hath thaam k apnay paas bithatay huay) kia hua guriya? ro kyun rahi ho? kia mujh se koi ghalti ho gayi?

SAMREEN: nahi bhai. aur sharminda mat karen. aap ne kuch nahi kiya. magar main sari raat aap k kuch karnay ki muntazir rahi.
mujhay lagta tha shayed aap sari raat khud pe zabt nahi kar paayen gay. jawan khoobsurat larki ka jisam khud se itnay nazdeek mehsoos kar k koi mard khud pe zabt nahi kar paata. main aap ko sharminda nahi karna chahti thi. isliye saari raat itni chokas rahi k agar aap ki ungli bhi hilti to main uth jati aur phir khud aap ko apna aap pesh kar deti. magar aap to yun bekhabar soye rahay jaisay aap k pehlu main do haseen larkian nahi, mehaz takiye rakhay hon jin ki mojoodgi se aap ko koi faraq hi na parta ho. main ne aap ko ghalat samjha bhai. mujhay aap pe aitbar karna chahiye tha. aap k waaday pe yakeen karna chahiye tha k aap hamari razamandi k bagher hamen hath bhi nahi lagayen gay. phir main ne kyun aisa socha? main bohat buri hoon bhai. mujhay maaf kar den.

me: (heran ho kar) tum sari raat nahi soyeen guriya? mere liye?

mere sawal pe SAMREEN zuban se kuch na keh saki. bas apna jhuka hua sar asbat main hila diya to main ne jazbati sa ho k usay apni taraf khencha aur galay laga liya. us ki mohabbat pe meri aankhen bhar aayi theen.

me: tumhari is mohabbat ne to mujhay bhi rula diya guriya. main itna chahay janay k qabil kahan hoon?

SAMREEN: bhai aap ne maaf kar diya na?

me: maafi to mujhay tum se maangni chahiye guriya. meri mohabbat main, mere liye tum sari raat jaagti rahin aur main...

SAMREEN: nahi bhai. aisa mat kahen. aap k liye to main saari umar jaag sakti hoon.

me: mujhay itna mat chaho guriya. main itna chahay janay k qabil nahi hoon.

SAMREEN: aap kitna chahay jaanay k qabil hain, ye mera dil janta hai bhai. aaj se SAMREEN aap ki hui bhai.

ye kehtay huay SAMREEN ne apney hont mere mathay pe rakh diye aur usi lamhay AMBREEN bhi peechay se mujh se lipat gayi. pata nahi wo kab uth gayi thi aur shayed usne hamari baaten bhi sun li theen.

AMBREEN: (jazbati andaz aur ansuon se bheegi aawaz main) apnay baaray main koi faisla kartay huay mujhay kyun nazar andaz
kar jati ho SAMREEN? kia AMBREEN, SAMREEN se kabhi alag ho sakti hai?

SAMREEN: yar tum kuch der aur nahi so sakti theen? thori der to maza leney diya hota.

AMBREEN: abhi bhi soyi rehti? saaray mazay tum akelay hi lootnay ka program banaye bethi theen?

SAMREEN: acha lo yar. main chhor deti hoon. tum le lo jitnay mazay lenay hain.

AMBREEN: (masnooyi sharam se sar jhukatay huay) nahi yar. tumharay saamnay sharam aati hai.

me: yar tum dono ko mujh se sharam kyun nahi aati?

SAMREEN: aray bhala apnay aap se kaisi sharam? aap ab hum se alag thori hain?

AMBREEN: han bilkul. aur is pe ek sher arz hai

ranjha ranjha kardi ni main aapay e ranjha hoyi saddo menu dheedo ranjha, heer na aakhay koi
(ranjha ranjha karti main khud hi ranjha ho gayi. ab har koi mujhay ranjha hi pukaray. koi heer na kahay)

me: yar ye tumhara sheri zauq kisi din mere dimagh ki lassi kar dey ga. itnay mushkil sher tumhen yaad bhi kaisay hotay hain?

AMBREEN: taleem ne ek hi to shauq diya hai. ab isay to bura na kahen.

SAMREEN: achha ab shayri ki afadiyat pe lecture dena na shuru kar dena. nashtay ka waqt ho raha hai aur abhi kapray bhi badalnay hain. warna wo dono jawan haseenayen hum bachion ko bhi balooghat ka certificate de den gi. chalo utho.

wo dono uth k kapray tabdeel karnay bath room chali gayeen to main uth k kamray se bahir nikal aaya. apney kamray main aa k main ne shower lia aur kapray tabdeel kar k bahir nikla to MEHREEN aapi bhi apney kamray se nikal rahi theen. mujhay dekh k wo wahin ruk gayeen. kal dopeher se jo wo apnay kamray main band hui theen to ab un ki surat nazar aayi thi. raat ka khana bhi unho ne apnay kamray main hi khaya tha. aur ab bhi shayed sab ka saamna karnay ka mood nahi tha balkay shayed mujh se taza tareen halaat o khayalat (un k mutaliq) ki report lena chah rahi theen.

aapi: AYAN... un dono ne kuch kaha to nahi? mera matlab... mere cheekhnay ki awazen sun k un ka radd e amal kia tha?

aapi ki fikarmandi ka SABAb main samajh raha tha. AMBREEN aur SAMREEN ne un k cheekhnay ki aawazen sun li theen aur is baat ka aapi ko bhi pata chal gaya tha. isi liye wo fikarmand theen k pata nahi un ka radd e amal kia ho.

me: aap khamkhah fikarmand ho rahi hain. unhen kuch pata nahi chala tha. bas wo aap k cheekhnay se pareshan theen.

aapi: tum se poocha to ho ga na unhon ne? tum ne kia bataya?

is sawal ka jawab zahir hai main foran nahi de sakta tha jab tak un dono se baat na kar leta. magar ittefaq aisa hua k usi waqt wo dono bhi apnay kamray se nikalti dikhayi deen. aapi ka rukh meri taraf tha is liye wo to na dekh paayin magar main unhen dekh chuka tha aur wo bhi mujhay aapi k sath dekh k ruk gayi theen warna shayed betakallufi se mera hath pakar k khanay
k kamray main le jaateen. ab main aapi ko jo bhi jawab deta, un dono k bhi ilam main hota aur wo usi hisab se aapi se deal kar sakti theen.

me: main ne unhen bataya tha k aap ki kamar main bal par gaya hai. main aap ki kamar pe maalish kar raha tha aur isi waja se aap ki cheekhain nikal rahi theen.

aapi: aur unho ne yakeen kar lia? kuch poocha nahi?

me: kaisay yakeen nahi karteen aapi? bohat chahti hain mujhay. meri har baat pe aankhen band kar k yakeen kar leti hain.

main ne aapi ko yakeen dehani karaatay huay tirchhi nazron se un dono ki taraf dekha, wo dono muh pe hath rakhay apni hansi zabt karnay ki koshish kar rahi theen. shayed mere jhoot hazam nahi ho rahay thay.

aapi: shukar hai. warna main to pareshan hi ho gayi thi.

me: chalain ab aap ki fikar door ho gayi. aayen nashta kartay hain.

aapi: nahi AYAN... abhi nahi. main ne raat bhi tabiat ki kharabi ka bahana banaya tha. ammi meri tabiat poochnay aayin to unhain bata diya tha. unhon ne kuch nahi kaha. bas tasalli de k chali gayeen.

me: achha theek hai. aap aram karain. main aap ka nashta kamray main bhijwa doon ga.

ye kehtay huay main ne ek baar phir un dono ki taraf dekha to wo ab wahan nahi theen. khanay k kamray k darwazay pe pohanch chuki theen. main un ki samajh daari pe muskura diya aur aapi ko un k kamray main jaanay ka keh k khud bhi nashta karnay k liye khanay k kamray main pohanch gaya.
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aapi: bas dekhtay hi raho gay? kuch karo gay nahi?

me: dekhnay se dil bharay ko to kuch aur karoon ga na.

aapi: dekhnay ka moqa phir mil jaye ga AYAN. sab k saamnay bhi dekh saktay ho. tanhayi main wo karo jo doosron ke saamnay nahi kar saktay.

me: aap ko jaldi kia hai aakhir? mujhay ji bhar k apni dulhan dekhnay to den.

aapi ne mujhay mazeed waqt zaya karnay k mood main dekh k jhunjla kar palang pe dhakka de diya. sahara leney k liye mujhay aur to kuch mila nahi, mere hath main aapi ka hath hi aa gaya jisay main ne mazbooti se pakar liya. nateeja zahir hai. mere girtay hi wo bhi mere upar aa gireen aur sath hi un ki cheekh bhi nikal gayi. (jaisa k aam tor pe larkion ki aadat hoti hai).

me: (un k cheekhnay se ghabra kar) kia kar rahi hain. kisi ne sun liya to?

aapi: wo... main zehni tor pe tayyar nahi thi... ghalti ho gayi... me: ab to aisi koi ghalti nahi karain gi?

aapi: dil to bohat chahta hai... magar chalo maaf kiya.

me: waisay ek baat to batayen. aap k hont itnay nasheelay kaisay hain?

aapi: sirf hont hi nasheelay hain? aur kuch nahi?

me: aazmaoon ga to pata chalay ga na.

aapi: to aazma lo na. kab tak tarsatay raho gay?

me: magar aap to sirf hont choomnay tak hi mehdood rehna chahti theen. ab kia ho gaya?

aapi: main darti thi AYAN.... kahin doosron ko pata chal gaya to... kahin kuch kartay huay koi be ehtiati ho gayi to... main darasal... tum samajh rahay ho na?

me: ji main samajh raha hoon. magar ye nahi samajh raha k ab aap ka dar kyun utar gaya?

aapi: NOREEN ne bataya tha k tumhen khud pe bohat control hai. tum kuch ghalat nahi honay do gay.

me: aur agar mera dil karay kuch ghalat karnay ko to??

aapi: daraao mat AYAN... jab bhi sochti hoon k aisa ho gaya to..
dar k maaray jaan nikalnay lagti hai.

me: theek hai waada. ab nahi daraoon ga. ab muh meetha kar den to apne suhaag din ki shuruaat kuch meethi ho jaye.

meri baat pe pehley to aapi kuch sharmayeen. phir himmat kar k thora sa upar hotay huay mere honton se hont laga diye. phir wohi hua jo ab se pehlay hota raha tha, yani main un k honton ko choomtay huay nashay ki si kafiat main mast hota gaya. aur phir mere hath bhi khud hi un ki kamar pe phisalnay lagay...

pehlay to kuch der main madhosh sa leta un ki kamar pe hath pherta raha, phir un ki bra k huk meri unglion se takraya to main ne deewangi ki si kafiat main dono hathon ko isi kaam pe laga diya aur kuch hi der baad un k bra ka hook khul chuka tha jo mere hathon se nikal k zordar awaz nikalta hua aapi ki kamar ki sides pe laga. usi lamhay aapi ki ek baar phir cheekh nikal gayi.

me: ab kia ho gaya? thora bardasht bhi kar liya karen.

aapi: (halka sa karahtay huay) huk khol k chhor kyun diya? itni zor se laga hai. ab tak dard ho rahi hai.

me: mujhay kia pata tha kaisay utartay hain. NOREEN aapi ne to raat ko pehna hi nahi tha.

aapi: tum chahay saray kapray utar lo. magar aisay na karo. insaan hoon aakhir. mujhay bhi dard ho sakta hai.

me: itnay se dard se aap ki cheekhen nikal rahi hain. jab wo dard ho ga to aap ka kia haal ho ga?

aapi: bata k karna na. main khud ko zehni tor pe tayyar kar loon gi. ab to dono baar mujhay kuch pata hi nahi tha k tum karnay kia lagay ho.

me: yaani aap se gandi gandi baaten karni paren gi? main itna besharam nahi hoon aapi.

aapi: achha mujhay tayar honay ko to keh saktay ho na.

me: haan... wo to keh sakta hoon. (phir kuch yaad aanay per) waisay yaad aaya. aap ne kaha tha chahay saray kapray utar lo.

aapi: (sharma kar) to kia sach much utaro gay?

me: nahi agar aap nahi chahen gi to nahi utaroon ga.

aapi: agar saray kapray utarnay hain to bathroom main chaltay hain.

me: yani wahan aap saray kapray utar den gi?

aapi: tum utaro gay. main itni besharam nahi hoon.

me: to phir yaheen utar lene den na aapi... abhi aap ko chhorney ko dil nahi kar raha.

aapi: to chhornay ko kaha kis ne hai. main ne to bas .....

me: aap ghabrayen nahi aapi.... main sirf shalwar utaroon ga.

aapi: abhi??? itni jaldi????

me: der karnay pe bhi to aap ko aitraz hai, jaldi karnay pe bhi aitraz hai. karoon to kia karoon?

aapi: achha chalo utaar lo. side table pe tail ki sheeshi rakhi hai.
aapi k batanay pe main muskura diya. NOREEN aapi ki tarah inhon ne bhi pehlay se intezam kar rakha tha.

me: ab shalwar utarnay pe cheekhen gi to nahi?

aapi: nahi... tum.... jo karna hai karo.
main ne hanstay huay pehlay apni aur phir aapi ki shalwar utari aur phir khud palang se neechay utar k aapi ki taangain apney daayen baayen se guzaartay huay apnay baazu un ki taangon k neechay se guzaar k hath palang pe rakh liye. is tarah un ki taangen mere baazuon k upar honay ki wajah se upar uth gayeen aur choot k liye rasta ban gaya.

choot pe ek bhi baal nahi tha. shayed aapi ne subha uth k sab se pehlay ye baal hi saaf kiye thay aur ab ye unchhui kali, phool ban'nay ki tarap liye mere bhanwray ko apni taraf bula rahi thi.

phir mujhay khayal aaya k tail to lagaya hi nahi. main ne un ki taangain dobara neechay latka k side table se tail ki sheeshi uthayi aur thora sa tail nikal k apney lun pe mala aur dhakkan band kar k sheeshi dobara side table pe rakh di.

ab apni taraf se main tayyar tha. aik baar phir main ne wohi position li. yani apney baazu un ki taangon k neechay se guzartay huay hath palang pe rakh liye aur phir unhen tayyar honay ka ishara kia to unhon ne sar hila diya goya wo tayyar theen.

maine position letay huay lun un ki choot pe adjust kia aur phir halka sa dhakka lagaya to sirf topi hi andar ja saki. aapi ne phir halki si cheekh maari to main ne unhen ghoor k dekha. mere ghoornay pe un k chehray pe aik baar phir maazrat k taasrat nazar aanay lagay. main ne phir dhakka lagaya magar lun takreeban aik inch hi mazeed andar ja saka. un ki choot NOREEN aapi ki choot se ziada tang thi. main bari mushkil se lun andar rokay huay tha warna bahir nikal aata. achanak mujhay kuch khayal aaya.

me: aap ne tight to nahi kar lia?

aapi: haan.. wo dard bohat ho rahi thi to...

me: is tarah ziada dard ho gi. dheela chhor dain. kuch der dard sehna paray ga. phir kabhi dard nahi hoga.

aapi: sach keh rahay ho. aik baar hi dard ho ga na?

me: ji... ab dheela chhorain. warna main nikaalnay laga hoon.

aapi: nn... nahi. main dheela kar rahi hoon. nikaalna nahi.

unhon ne choot ko dheela kia to lun jo mere zor denay pe mushkil se andar ruka hua tha, thora sa mazeed andar chala gaya. isse aagay mujhay wo jhilli mehsoos hui jo yakeenan un k kunwarpan ka parda (seal) tha. main ne thora sa lun bahir kheench k dobara zor se dhakka lagaya to lun seal torta hua mazeed andar chala gaya. is baar aapi ne apni cheekh roknay k liye apna hath apnay muh pe rakh lia tha is liye awaz nahi nikli. bahar haal takleef un ki aankhon aur kaanptay huay jisam se zahir ho rahi thi. ab mera half se kuch ziada lun andar tha. main ne kuch der ke liye rukay rehna munasib samjha aur un ki taangen chhor k un k upar let gaya. mere hath ab un k boobs pe thay aur hont un k honton pe thay. main ne pehlay unhain halka sa kiss kia aur phir pyar se un k hont choosnay laga. sath sath neechay se apnay dono hathon se un k boobs bhi daba raha tha jis se un ka dhyan bhi takleef se hat k mazay ki taraf ho gaya. kafi der tak main yun hi un k hont choosta aur boobs dabata raha. phir neechay se lun ko mazeed aagay barhana shuru kar diya. ab aagay koi rukawat to nahi thi magar choot itni tight thi k mazeed aagay karnay k liye ziada zor lagana par raha tha.

waisay aapi ko ab ziada dard nahi ho raha tha. bas choot tight honay ki waja se lun andar jaanay se thori takleef hoti thi jisay wo shayed hont choosnay aur boobs dabanay k mazay ki waja se bardasht kar rahi theen.

main ne apna kaam jari rakha, hont choostay aur boobs dabatay huay lun barabar aagay barhaye ja raha tha. aakhir kafi der baad lun un ki choot ki aakhri hadd tak pohanch hi gaya. aur ittefaq ki baat ye k mera lun poora un ki choot main tha. yani un ki choot main bhi mera lun bilkul fit aya tha... perfect fit.

main dil hi dil main hans diya. kia meri behnon ki phuddian mere lun k liye hi banayi gayeen hain. ab tak do behno se sex kiya tha aur dono ki choot main mera lun bilkul fit aaya tha.

me: (apney hont aapi k honto se alag kartay huay) ab to dard nahi ho raha aapi?

aapi: nahi... ab ziada dard nahi ho raha. magar jab tak ye andar hai... mujhay tang to karta rahay ga. bari mushkil se jhel rahi hoon isay.

me: (hanstay huay) abhi pehli baar hai aapi. aur waisay bhi aap ki.... andar se bohat tight hai. aahista aahista theek ho jaye gi. phir masla nahi ho ga.

aapi: waisay dard k sath sath kuch kuch achha bhi lag raha hai. aur ye soch k to aur bhi achha lag raha hai k poora andar chala gaya hai.

me: ab aagay peechay karoon? aap tayyar hain?

aapi: theek hai. lekin tez tez nahi karna.
un ki taraf se signal milnay pe main ne thora sa peechay kar k phir zor laga k aagay karna shuru kar diya. har bar jab main lun bahir ki taraf kheenchta to sath hi aapi bhi thora sa upar ki taraf uth jateen jaisay lun k sath hi khinchi ja rahi hon aur jab lun andar karta to wo bhi neechay ho jateen aur mujhay bhi zor se daboch leteen. un ki taangain ab meri kamar k gird theen aur unho ne taangon se meri kamar ko zor se jakra hua tha.

aahista aahista main ne apni speed barhana shuru kar di. ab bhi lun phans phans k andar bahir ho raha tha magar ab itni gunjaish peda ho gayi thi un ki choot main, k ab unhain ziada takleef nahi ho rahi thi. bas halki halki karahain un k honton se jari theen jin main dard se ziada maza mehsoos ho raha tha.

jaisay jaisay meri speed barhti ja rahi thi, un k karahnay ki awazen bhi buland honay lagi theen, phir achanak unho ne bohat zor zor se karahna shuru kar diya jaisay cheekh rahi hon. yakeenan ye un k orgasm ki nishani thi.

NOREEN aapi ne to khud pe khasa qabu rakha tha magar MEHREEN aapi ko shayed khud pe bilkul bhi ikhtiar nahi raha tha. aur phir isi tarah karahtay huay achanak un k jisam ko jhatkay lagnay lagay. pehla jhatka to itna shadeed tha k agar main un k upar na hota to wo uchhal k palang se neechay ja girteen. main ghabra k ruk gaya aur un k discharge honay ka intezar karnay laga.

discharge hotay huay wo mujhay bohat buri tarah nochnay lagi theen. main ne ghabra k un k dono hath apnay hathon k neechay daba liye to unho ne sar ko idhar udhar patakhna shuru kar diya. un ki cum mujhay apnay lun pe kaafi der tak girti mehsoos hoti rahi aur phir wo ahista ahista relax hoti gayeen. aur un k relax honay k sath sath un ki awaz bhi dheemi honay lagi.

akhir jab wo bilkul pursakoon ho gayeen to main ne bhi sakoon ka sans liya. ab mujhay aik aur fikar ne pareshan kia. un k buland aawaz main karahnay ya doosray maano main cheekhnay ki awazen yakeenan kamray se bahir bhi pohnchi hon gi. pata nahi kis kis ne suni hon gi un ki cheekhen. ab apni position main kaisay wazeh kar paaon ga. sab kahen gay main ne aapi pe zulm kia. meri baat ka kaun yakeen karay ga.

me: marwa diya aap ne aapi. aakhir itni buland aawaz main cheekhnay ki kia zaroorat thi? sab hamaray raazdar sahi magar phir bhi agar kisi ne aap ki cheekhen sun li hon gi to meri shamat yakeeni hai. aap ko sab mazloom aur mujhay zalim aur jabir samjhain gay.

aapi: maaf kar do AYAN.... main apnay bas main nahi rahi thi. zindagi main pehli baar itna maza aa raha tha k khud bakhud hi halaq se cheekhen nikal rahi theen. pata hi nahi chala k meri aawazen kitni buland ho rahi hain.

me: ab bahir nikaal loon? ya abhi aur karnay ka mood hai? aapi: nahi... ab nikaal lo. waisay bhi bohat der ho gayi hai.

main ne dheeray dheeray lun baahir nikala to aapi ne jaldi se side table ki daraz se tissue nikaal k mujhay pakra diya. main ne jaldi se lun saaf kia aur phir bath room main ja k release ho gaya.

wahan se farigh ho k lun ko dho k wapis aaya to aapi apne palang ki khoon alood chadar to utaar chuki theen magar shalwar abhi tak nahi pehni thi. main ne khud hi un ki shalwar utha k un ki taraf barhayi to unho ne sharma k pakar li aur pehan'nay lageen.

me: aik baar muh meetha kar den aapi. suhaag din ka ikhtataam (end) bhi khushgawar ho jaye ga.

aapi ne khud hi aagay barh k mere honton ko choom lia aur kaafi der tak apney hont mere honton se chipkaye rakhay. phir wo khud hi alag hueen to un ki aankhon main sab kuch paa leney ki chamak aur chehray pe sharm k aasar thay. main ne aakhri pyar bhari nazren un pe daaleen aur phir un k kamray se baahir nikal aya. magar bahir nikaltay hi mere qadam waheen jam k reh gaye.

AMBREEN aur SAMREEN saamnay hi mere kamray k darwazay main khari tashweesh bhari nazron se idhar hi dekh rahi theen.
yakeenan MEHREEN aapi ki cheekhen unho ne sun li theen. aur mere khadshaat ke ain mutabiq shayed yehi samajh rahee theen k main ne aapi se zabardasti ki hai, un pe zulm kia hai.

main un dono ki nazron main MEHREEN aapi k liye fikar mandi dekh k sakht ghabraya hua tha aur har haal main apni position wazeh karna chahta tha. kisi bhi halat main mujhay un k mathay ki halki si shikan bhi gawara nahi thi. SABA k baad main ne agar kisi ko dil se dost samjha tha to wo ye dono hi theen.

meri chahat in dono k liye be gharz thi aur is main hawas aur lazzat e nafs ki milawat nahi thi. mere dil main un k liye itni chahat thi k main unhen naraz dekhnay ka tasawwur bhi nahi karna chahta tha.

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SAMREEN: ye kia. aap in dono k liye do do surkh joray laaye hain? hamaray liye bhi koi neela peela jora aur le aatay.

me: tum dono yehi rakh lo. baad main doosray rang bhi laa doon ga.

AMBREEN: na baba na. inhain pehan k to khamkhah apna aap dulhan sa lagnay lagay ga. hamen nahi pehan'nay ye kapray.

me: (insist kartay huay) rakh lo guriya. jab dil karay pehan lena.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) pehan'na na pehan'na baad ka masla hai AMBREEN. bhai itna israar kar rahay hain to le letay hain. kahin inhain bura na lagay. ammi ne kaha hai na in ka khayal rakhna hai, inhain khush rakhna hai. inkar mat karo.

MEHREEN aapi: (ghabratay huay) AYAN... ye abhi bachian hain. ye kia kar rahay ho?

me: koi baat nahi aapi. ye kon sa abhi pehan'nay lagi hain.

SAMREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi hum ne to bhai k israr karnay pe lye hain. aap ko chahiyen to aap rakh len. hum ne konsa pehan'nay hain.

MEHREEN aapi: (bokhla kar) nn... nahi... mujhay aur nahi chahiye. rakh lo.

SAMREEN: shukria aapi, shukria bhai wo packet hathon main liye wapas palang pe ja bethi. AMBREEN bhi us k sath thi. main ne almari band ki aur dobara un dono k darmyan palang pe beth gaya.

AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi se) NOREEN aapi ! aap naraz ho gayi hain na hum se? shayed surkh joray wali baat aap ko buri lagi hai. bas aik baar maaf kar den. aainda aisi baat karoon to jo chahay saza de lijiye ga.

NOREEN aapi: nn. na..nahi guriya. main naraz nahi hoon.

AMBREEN: (khushi se chilla kar) sach aapi? haye aap kitni achhi hain. (sharmindagi ka izhar kartay huay) main pata nahi kyun aap se badguman ho gayi is kambakht surkh joray wali baat pe. mujhay kia pata tha bhai sab k liye laaye hain.

SAMREEN: mujhay bhi maaf kar den aapi. kaha to main ne kuch nahi magar socha wohi tha jo is ne kaha.

NOREEN aapi: (muskuratay huay) main waqaee naraz nahi hoon guriya. tum dono ne jo bhi kaha, aapi ki mohabbat main kaha. phir main bhala kyun naraz hoti.

MEHREEN aapi: (sharmaye huay andaz main sar jhuka kar) AYAN... ab to ammi ne bhi ijazat de di hai. agar tum chaho to....
MEHREEN aapi ki adhoori baat ka mafhoom samajhna mere liye to mushkil nahi tha. zahir hai NOREEN aapi bhi samajh gayi theen. magar un dono ko shayed ye pata nahi tha k SAMREEN aur AMBREEN bhi achhi tarah sab samajh rahi hain.

me: (aapi ki offer pe khush hotay huay) ji.. ji aapi.. jaisay aap ki khushi..
meri pur shauq nazren MEHREEN aapi pe jami dekh k SAMREEN ne mujhay kohni maar k mutawajja kia to sharminda sa ho k main ne un se apni nazren hata leen.

MEHREEN aapi: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k mutawajja honay se anjan dheemi aawaz main) to phir aaj raat ko....

me: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN ki ghoorti nigahon se ghabra kar) nn... nahi aapi... aaj nahi. aaj to main ne SAMREEN aur AMBREEN se wada kar rakha hai k sari raat inhain filmon ki kahanian sunaaon ga aur inhi k kamray main so'oun ga.

MEHREEN aapi: (SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k liye pareshan ho kar) nahi AYAN... yeh dono abhi bachian hain. in k sath nahi...

AMBREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) bachian hain to kia hua? kahanian sun'nay ka shauq bachon ko hi hota hai na?

MEHREEN aapi: tum dono samajh nahi rahi ho... ye theek nahi hai... aisa nahi hona chahiye... tum dono bachian ho abhi...

SAMREEN: (jhunjla kar) aakhir aap ko hamaray bachian honay se kia pareshani hai aapi? agar kahanian darawni hon gi to bhai hamen nahi sunayen gay. hum ne in se darawni kahanion ki farmayesh nahi ki hai.

AMBREEN: aapi aap ka agar koi aur program hai to hum kal kahanian sun len gi. aap bhai se naraz na hon.

me: nahi guriya. waada to waada hai. aaj raat main tum dono k saath hi guzaroon ga.

NOREEN aapi: (mujh se minnat kartay huay) chand k liye nahi AYAN.. ye dono bachian hain.... in k sath nahi....

SAMREEN: aakhir masla kia hai? aap dono ko agar lagta hai k hamara akelay main bhai se kahanian sun'na munasib nahi hai to aap dono bhi raat ko hamaray kamray main hi aa jaiye ga. wahan sonay k liye jaga ki bhi kami nahi hai. hum panchon farsh pe hi bistar laga len gay.

MEHREEN aapi: (be yakeeni se mujhay dekhtay huay) kia waqaee sirf kahanian sunanay ka hi program hai?

me: bohat afsos ki baat hai aapi. aap dono se kia main ne koi zabardasti ki thi jo in k sath karoon ga?

SAMREEN: ab ye zabardasti wali baat kahan se aa gayi darmyan main? aakhir aap log pahelion main kyun baat kar rahay hain?


me: (kharab mood main) in dono se hi pooch lo. mujhay nahi pata.

AMBREEN: aapi aap bhai pe kis baat ka shak kar rahi hain? kia kiya hai inho ne aap dono k sath jo aap nahi chahteen k ye hamaray sath karen?

AMBREEN ne masoomana andaz main ye sawal kartay huay yakeenan un dono ki dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya tha. dono hi bokhla k aik doosri ko dekh k nazar jhuka gayi theen. jawab dono hi na de payi theen.

me: in dono ki baaton se bad-dil honay ki zarurat nahi guriya. main ne wada kia hai to nibhaoon ga.

MEHREEN aapi: AYAN... hamen aur sharminda na karo. ghalat fehmi ho hi jati hai...

me: aapi ye ghalat fehmi nahi thi.... aap mujh pe seedha seedha ilzam laga rahi theen k main in dono ki masoomiat se faaida uthaaon ga. in ko behla phusla kar ya phir zabardasti..... aakhir aap ne ye sab socha bhi kaisay?

MEHREEN aapi: bas ho gayi na ghalti.. ab maaf kar do...

SAMREEN: aakhir ye ho kia raha hai? bhai aap batayen na in dono ko aap pe kis baat ka shak hai? aakhir aap ne in k sath aisa kia kiya hai jo ye itna dar gayi hain aur hamaray sath wo nahi honay dena chahteen.

NOREEN aapi: hum ne waqaee tumharay sath ziadti ki hai AYAN. jo kaam kal hona hai, wo aaj hi ho jaaye to kia farq parta hai. hamen aisi baat nahi karni chahiye thi. maaf kar do.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) chalo yar... apney kamray main chalain. in teeno ki shayed tabiat theek nahi hai. yeh uljhi hui baaten ye teeno shayed hamen yahan se bhaganay k liye hi kar rahay hain.

SAMREEN: nahi AMBREEN. koi baat hai zaroor jo hum se chhupaayi ja rahi hai. wo bhi shayed is liye k ham abhi bachian hain.

SAMREEN ki is baat pe jahan MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi k sar sharmindgi se jhuk gaye thay, wahan mujhay apni hansi rokna mushkil ho raha tha. kambakht dono itni dramay baaz theen k pata hi nahi chalnay de rahi theen k inhain sab pata hai.

me: fazool baaton main parnay ki koi zarurat nahi. in dono ko jo bhi vehm hua tha wo door ho gaya hai. ab koi masla nahi.

AMBREEN: (khushi ka izhar kartay huay) matlab aap aaj raat hamaray kamray main guzar saktay hain?

me: haan bilkul. main ne pehlay bhi kaha tha k main apna waada zaroor poora karoon ga. be fikar raho.

SAMREEN: bhai aap ka agar MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi se raat ka koi program tha to aap wo sab abhi kyun nahi kar letey? raat ko aap hamen time de dena.

MEHREEN aapi: (bokhlatay huay) abhi????????? nahi...... AYAN .. main is waqt kaisay??

NOREEN aapi: (mehren aapi ki bokhlahat pe muskuratay huay) kuch nahi hota aapi. ammi ne kaha tha na, bhai ka khayal rakhna hai. waisay bhi ab din raat se koi farq nahi parta.

MEHREEN aapi: ll......lekin.. NOREEN... din main????????

SAMREEN: ab mujhay aapi ki ye din raat ki uljhan samajh main nahi aa rahi. aakhir aisa konsa kaam hai jo sirf raat ko hi ho sakta hai, din main nahi ho sakta.


AMBREEN: (masoomiat se) waisay suhaag raat k baaray main suna hai k raat ko hi hoti hai... magar bhala aapi ka suhaag raat se kia lena dena.

uski ye baat sun k jahan MEHREEN aapi maaray sharmindagi k ronay wali ho gayi theen wahan mujhay apni hansi rokna dushwar ho gaya tha aur main khaanstay huay apni hansi chhupanay ki koshish kar raha tha. kambakht dono itni masoomiat se aglay ki aisi taisi kar k rakh deti theen aur phir bhi masoom hi rehti theen.

MEHREEN aapi: (ronay walay andaz main) AYAN... tum ne in dono ko kia bataya hai?

me: (anjaan bantay huay) kuch nahi aapi. kuch batana tha?

MEHREEN: to phir ye is ne... suhaag raat... ka zikar ... kaisay kia?

me: aapi bachian hain abhi. aap dono ki uljhi hui baaten samajh nahi pa rahi theen to jo samajh main aaya bol diya.

SAMREEN: kia hua aapi? hum se koi ghalti ho gayi? ye AMBREEN bhi na.. bina sochay samjhay kuch bhi bol deti hai. aap is ki baat ko dil pe mat len.

me: aapi aap apnay kamray main chalain... main kuch der main aata hoon.

NOREEN aapi: main bhi apnay kamray main hi jaati hoon. in shatoongrion ki zuban k aagay to khandaq hai. jo dil main aaye bol deti hain. agla hamla mujh pe bhi ho sakta hai. chalen aapi.

NOREEN aapi, MEHREEN aapi ka hath tham k kamray se nikal gayeen to un k jaanay k kuch der baad main ne gehri saans letay huay SAMREEN aur AMBREEN ki taraf dekha aur phir hum teeno ki ek sath hansi chhoot gayi.

me: pakki shetan ki khala ho tum dono. aray seedha seedha suhaag raat ka zikar karnay ki kia zarurat thi? agar ek aur baat tum dono k muh se aisi aur nikal jaati to MEHREEN aapi to yaheen rona shuru kar deteen.

SAMREEN: ab hum masoom bachion ko kia pata k kab kia kehna hai. masoomiat main jo samajh aaya bol diya. baat sambhalnay k liye aap sath hain na.

AMBREEN: bhai ye aapi ko aakhir itni emergency main suhaag raat ka shauq kyun ho gaya? kahin NOREEN aapi ko dekh kar to...

me: ari aafat ki puriya ye baat kahin un k saamnay na keh dena. wo pehlay hi bohat ghabrayi hui hain k kahin tum dono ko kuch pata na chal gaya ho.

SAMREEN: aap be fikar rahen bhai..... hum apni masoomiat ko mashkook nahi honay den gi.

AMBREEN: bilkul.... aap ja k aapi ki masoomiat ko mashkook kijiye.

me: (hanstay huay) yar tum har baat main koi na koi mazaq ka pehlu kaisay nikal leti ho?

AMBREEN: aap ka husn e nazar hai janab. warna bandi kis qabil hai.

me: to phir ab main jaaun?

SAMREEN: AMBREEN rok lo yaar. kahin bacha hath se nikal na jaye.

AMBREEN: is baat pe ek sher arz hai.
wo kahin bhi gaya, lauta to mere paas aya bus yehi baat hai achi mere harjaayi ki

me: (us k sar pe chapat raseed kartay huay) shetan ki khala, baaz aa jao.
AMBREEN foran "adab arz hai" kehti hui thora sa jhuk gayi to us ki is baat pe phir se meri hansi chhoot gayi.

SAMREEN: (sharart se) aap jaiye bhai. dulhan aap ka intezar kar rahi hai.

SAMREEN ki baat pe main ne "tum dono nahi sudhro gi" kehtay huay sar hilaya aur kamray se nikal aaya. saamnay hi MEHREEN aapi ka kamra tha aur yakeenan wo mera intezar kar rahi theen...

log suhaag raat manatay hain... main aaj pehli baar suhaag din mananay wala tha.
aapi k kamray main dakhil ho kar main ne kamray main har taraf talash karti nazron se dekha. magar aapi kahin nazar na aayin. phir mera dhyan bathroom ki taraf gaya aur main samjh gaya k wo kapray tabdeel kar rahi hon gi.

aur waqaee kuch der baad aapi surkh reshmi kapron main bathroom se nikleen to main unhain dekhta hi reh gaya. un k lambay siah silki baal khulay huay thay aur un ki kamar puri tarah in main chhup gayi thi. kameez ki fitting wali dorian aaj unhon ne is tarah se tight ki hui theen k un k bharay bharay sexy boobs wazeh mehsoos ho rahay thay aur dil ki dharkano main toofan utha rahay thay. aur kareeb pohanchnay pe to aik nihayat khushgawar khushbu ne mujhay aur bhi mast kar diya. shayed unho ne koi sent lagaya tha jis ki khushbu un k badan ki khushbu se mil k aik nayi mehek takhleek (create) kar di thi.

mere bilkul paas pohanch k unho ne muskuratay huay meri taraf dekha aur meri aankhon main apney husan ki tareef dekh k aur bhi khil utheen. un ka chehra sharm se surkh ho raha tha aur palken baar baar jhuk jaati theen. hont baar baar kuch kehnay k liye khultay aur phir sharm se bina kuch kahay band ho jatay. main bhi bas paas khara unhen pyar bhari nazron se dek hta hi ja raha tha. dekhnay se hi dil nahi bhar raha tha, aur kuch karnay ka sochta kaisay? aakhir aapi ne baat karnay ki himmat ki.

me: ye zulm mat karo yar. main waada kar chuka hoon na k hadd se aagay nahi barhoon ga. ab itni si ijazat to de do.

AMBREEN: bhai kahin aap sach much to hamen jawan nahi samajhnay lagay?

me: haan yar. lagta to kuch kuch aisa hi hai. jab se tum ne bataya hai k tum dono bhi jawan ho gayi ho, mere dil main tum dono ki kurbat se halchal si machnay lagi hai.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) yar ab to mujhay bhi dar lagnay laga hai k kahin mere dil main bhi halchal na machnay lagay. chalo bahir chaltay hain. raat ki raat ko dekhi jaaye gi. is waqt main ye khatra mol nahi le sakti.

me: soch lo. agar bahir kisi ne mujhay tum dono ko taartay huay dekh liya to...

AMBREEN: na baba na.. mujhay bahir nahi jana. main to yaheen bethi hoon. chahay jo bhi ho jaye.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) aur tumhen yun khatray main chhor k main bhi bahir nahi jaaon gi. ab jo ho ga dekha jaaye ga.

ab tak mere mazak main unhen tang karnay pe wo dono bhi usi tone main jawab deti jaa rahi theen. aur shayed meri tarah enjoy bhi kar rahi theen. aakhir mujhay hi haar man'ni pari.

me: achha bas ab mazak khatam. chalo dosti kar letey hain. meri taraf se pakka wada k baaton main chahay main kitni hi besharmi ka muzahira karoon, tum dono ki razamandi k bagher tum dono main se kisi ko hath bhi nahi lagaoon ga.

SAMREEN: theek hai. phir aap ko har tarah ki besharam guftagoo ki ijazat hai.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) aur is besharmi ki guftagoo se tumharay dil main halchal nahi machay gi?

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) SABAr karo yar. pehlay baat tay to ho leney do. ye mazak baad main bhi hota rahay ga.

me: us ki baat pe thori bohat tawajjo to do yar. ho sakta hai us ki baat main thora bohat wazan ho.

SAMREEN: (muskuratay huay) aap mujhay is se ziada nahi jaan saktay bhai. hum dono aik doosri ka aks hain. isay bhi pata hai k is ki baat main koi wazan nahi. aur mujhay bhi pata hai k is ne mazak main hi ye baat ki hai.

isliye fazool behas main paray bagher hamaray darmyan jo baat tay ho rahi thi usay mukammal kar letey hain.

me: ab is main konsi baat tay honi reh gayi hai yar. sab kuch tay ho to chuka hai.

AMBREEN: nahi. abhi aap ko ye waada bhi karna hai k aap MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ko kuch nahi batayen gay. na ye k hamaray darmyan kia tay hua hai aur na ye k kher se bachian jawan ho gayi hain.

me: theek hai waada. lekin un k sath waqt guzarnay ki ijazat to hai na? mera matlab...

SAMREEN: haan haan pata hai kia matlab hai aap ka. aap apna matlab kal se poora kar lia karna. aaj ki raat hamaray naam hai.

aur aainda bhi haftay main 3 raaten aap hamaray sath hi guzaren gay. aur wo bhi un dono ko bataye bina.

me: yani unhe bataye bagher main tum dono k kamray main raaten guzaroon ga? aur is doran agar un main se kisi ne mere kamray
ka chakkar laga liya to?

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) yar main to samjhi thi k khoobsurat larkion k saamnay larkon ki aqal hamesha ghas charnay chali jaati hain. magar ye larka to khasa aqal mand hai.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) larka is waqt apni tareef sun k khush bhi ho raha hai. aiwain khamkhah tareefen na kiye jao.

SAMREEN: achha theek hai. aakhri shart main ne sirf aap ko aazmanay k liye rakhi thi. warna hamari taraf se aisi koi pabandi nahi.
aap un dono ko bas itna bata saktay hain k aap raat ko hum dono k kamray main soyen gay.

me: ye baat maani jaa sakti hai. theek hai ab to sab kuch tay ho gaya. ab main MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi se jaa k pooch sakta hoon k wo dono abhi tak uthi kyun nahi aur nashta kyun nahi kiya?

AMBREEN: wo dono subah sab k uthnay se pehlay nashta kar k soyi theen aur hamen mana kar k soyi theen k dopehar k khanay se
pehlay na uthaya jaye. is liye aap bhag nikalnay ka koi aur bahana talash karen.

me: kaun pagal do do haseenaaon ko chhor k bhagna chahta hai. bas yeh soch k pareshan tha k kahin dono main se koi jaagnay k baad mujhay na dhoond rahi hoon.

SAMREEN: hum yahan aanay se pehlay dono k kamron main jhank chuki hain. ye alag baat hai k aap ko hi dekhnay gayi theen.
waisay wo dono apney apney kamron main hi hain aur so rahi hain.

me: yani ab main itmenan se do do bachian phasanay ki koshish kar sakta hoon. koi madakhlat nahi karay ga.

SAMREEN: zubani kalami to main aap se phasnay ko tayyar hoon. meri bajaye aap AMBREEN ko phasanay ki koshish karen.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) jab tum hi phas rahi ho to main kyun nakhray dikhaoon? main bhi tayyar hoon.

me: yar thori bohat to koshish karnay do. tum dono to phasnay pe tuli bethi ho.

SAMREEN: ye zubani kalami phasna bhi koi phasna hai? aap hamen sach much phasanay ki koshish karen. kia pata kabhi na kabhi hum bhi aap se sach much hi phas jayen.

me: yani is baat ka imkaan bhi hai?

AMBREEN: abhi nahi hai to kia hua? mayus honay ki kia zarurat hai? kabhi to imkaan ho ga. kabhi to hamara mood badlay ga?

me: bas to aaj se meri har lamha yehi koshish ho gi k kisi tarah tum dono ka bhi mood bana doon.

SAMREEN: (hanstay huay) koshish jari rakhen. kia pata kab kamyabi mil jaye.

me: haye kab wo din aaye ga. jab dono kam sin haseenayen meri baanhon main hon gi.

AMBREEN: ye ziadti hai bhai. hum ne kayi baar aap ko galay lagaya hai. aap hi mazay leney k mood main nahi thay to is main hamara kia kasoor hai?

me: pehlay mujhay pata bhi to nahi tha na k tum don ab jawan ho gayi ho.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) kia khayal hai? bachay ko aik baar aur maza leney ka moqa dena chahiye?

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) nahi yar. raat ko. abhi aisa kuch nahi karna. kisi bhi waqt chhapa par sakta hai.

SAMREEN: oh ye to main bhool hi gayi thi. chalain aap raat tak SABAr kar len. magar koi shetani nahi ho gi.

me: yar mazay lena to insani harkat hai. shetani kaisay ho gi?


AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) ye bacha to kuch ziada hi galay par raha hai.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) abhi kahan galay par raha hai yar. abhi to bas bachay ka dil kar raha hai galay parnay ko.

me: ye bacha is waqt bhi galay par sakta hai. agar aap dono ki ijazat ho to.

AMBREEN: aap se kaha na raat ko. abhi kisi bhi waqt chhapa par sakta hai. aur waisay bhi kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye k bachian jawan ho gayi hain

me: yani tum dono ka bhi dil kar raha hai bachay ka dil khush karnay ko.

SAMREEN: aap ki khushi hamari khushi bhai. ye be-zarar si khushi to hum aap ko de hi sakti hain.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) yar tum kahin bachhay ko bigaar hi na dena. abhi galay lagana tumhen be zarar lag raha hai, kal ko hont choomna aur jisam pe hath pherna bhi be-zarar lagnay lagay ga.

me: haye sach? aisa ho sakta hai?

SAMREEN: muh dho rakhiye.

me: yani muh dhonay k baad ?

SAMREEN: bhai... aap ne wada kia hai.

me: uff... ye wada to galay main phasi haddi ban gaya hai. yun lagta hai jaisay mann o salwa saamnay hai aur main ne roza rakha hua hai.

AMBREEN: hum ne raat ka wada kiya hai na bhai. raat ko hum dono aap k laaye huay reshmi kapray pehan k aap se lipat kar soyengi aur sari raat aap k sath hi rahen gi.

me: ye to wo baat hui k bachay k hath main lollypop de k kaha jaye khabardar isay choosna nahi.

SAMREEN: aap ko lollypop hi choosnay hain to un dono se rabta karen. hamara abhi mood nahi bana.

me: kab banay ga tum dono ka mood?

SAMREEN: koshish jari rakhen. waqt kab badal jaye, kab mood ban jaye. kia pata.

me: acha chhoro. ab koi aur baat kartay hain.

AMBREEN: aur baat karnay se pehlay aap ye batayen... aap ne NOREEN aapi ko surkh rang ka suit bhi laa k diya hai? wo subha wohi pehnay huay theen.

me: yar ab suhaag raat ko dulhan surkh jora nahi pehnay gi to kia safed jora pehnay gi? main ne to charon k liye ek sath hi liye thay.

ab NOREEN aapi ko jaldi thi to unhen pehlay de dia. main bas ye chahta tha k jab bhi tum charon main se koi pehli baar mere sath suhaag raat manaye, to surkh joray main waqaee khud ko pehli raat ki dulhan mehsoos karey.

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) sambhlo yar. bacha hamen bhi lalach de raha hai. kahin hum lalach main hi bachay k sath phas na jayen.


AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) main lalach main nahi aa rahi. mujhay mutassir karnay k liye sirf surkh jora kafi nahi hai.

me: aur kia kia le k maano gi yaar? mujhay bata do. main aaj hi le aata hoon.

AMBREEN: aahista aahista samajh jaayen gay aap bhi k mujhay kia chahiye. abhi waqt hi kitna guzra hai. koshish jari rakhen.

SAMREEN: chalen aap ka mood badaltay hain. main aap ko apni aik saheli ki shadi k baad k tajarbaat sunati hoon. jis ki abhi kuch hi din pehlay aik 50 sala jawan budhay se shadi hui hai.

SAMREEN k dilchasp andaz main baat shuru karnay pe main ne bhi sun'na shuru kar diya aur phir un dono k sath aisi hi dilchasp baaton main waqt guzarnay ka pata hi na chal aur dopeher k kahanay ka waqt ho gaya.

khanay pe MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi bhi ammi k sath mojood theen. MEHREEN aapi to normal hi nazar aa rahi theen magar NOREEN aapi mujhay dekhtay hi kisi valeemay ki dulhan ki tarah sharmanay lagi theen. ammi ne pata nahi note hi nahi kia tha ya phir jaan boojh k nazar andaz kar rahi theen, main andaza nahi kar pa raha tha. wo bazahir NOREEN ki halat se anjan hum se baaten kartay huay khanay main masroof raheen aur khanay k baad hasb e mamool sehan main apna darbar laga liya.

mujhay ammi ka ye ravayya kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha. shak sa ho raha tha k unhen NOREEN aapi ki kafiat se kuch na kuch to pata chal hi gaya hai. lekin agar unhen pata chal gaya tha to wo mujh se ya NOREEN aapi se ghussa to zahir karteen. wo to unhen sharmatay huay dekh k bhi anjaan bani rahi theen.

khanay ki table se uth k hum panchon mere kamray main aa gaye. SAMREEN aur AMBREEN to bila takalluf mere palang pe mere sath jur k beth gayi theen jabkey MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ne sofay pe nashist jama li thi.

me: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi aap ne ammi ka andaz note kia? mujhay lagta hai wo jaan boojh k NOREEN aapi ki kefiat nazar andaz kar rahi theen.

MEHREEN aapi: unhen pata chal gaya hai AYAN... subha jab hum dono nashta karnay uthi theen to hum dono ne hi raat walay kapray tabdeel nahi kiye huay thay. ammi wahan pehlay se hi mojood theen aur itmenaan se bethi chaye pee rahi theen. hum dono to unhen dekh k ghabra gayi theen magar unho hamen na daanta na bura bhala kaha. bas itna poocha k ye kapray kis ne la k diye thay. main ne tumhara naam bata diya.

main soch rahi thi k ab shayed wo daantain gi magar wo NOREEN ki taraf dekh k muskura deen aur phir hum dono se kaha k apney bhai ka khayal rakha karo. ab tum charon ki khusihan usi se wabasta hain. bas phir wo utheen aur NOREEN k sar pe hath pher k apnay kamray main chali gayeen.

SAMREEN: (masoomiat bharay andaz main) magar reshmi kapray pehan'nay pe ammi k na dantnay say NOREEN aapi k sharmanay ka kia taaluq hai? ye to yun sharma rahi hain jaisay valeemay ki dulhan hon.

NOREEN aapi: (bokhla kar) nnnn....na.nahi to... main kab sharma rahi hoon guriya.

AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi ki wazahat ko nazar andaz kartay huay) aur ye ammi ne aap dono ko hi bhai ka khayal rakhnay ko kyun kaha? hum dono bhai ka khayal nahi rakh sakteen? kyun bhai. hum aap ka khayal rakhti hain na?

me: (ghabra kar) haan haan. bilkul rakhti ho.

MEHREEN aapi: (dheemi aawaz main barbaratay huay) ab main kaisay bataun k bhai ka khayal rakhnay ka kia matlab hai.

MEHREEN aapi barbaratay huay bhi apni awaz itni dheemi nahi kar saki theen k SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k kano main na paray. main ne bhi saaf sun lia tha. magar hum teeno ne hi is tarah nazar andaz kar diya jaisay suna hi na ho.

SAMREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi. ab to ammi ne bhi reshmi kapray pehan'nay ki ijazat de di hai. aap dono ne bhi pehan liye. hum bhi pehan len?

us k sawal pe MEHREEN aapi k sath sath NOREEN aapi bhi pareshan si ho gayi theen. jabkey main dil hi dil main us ki chalaki pe muskura dia tha. us ne bari chalaki se apney matlab ka mozoo chher diya tha.

AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi se) aur NOREEN aapi ! aap ne subha surkh rang kay reshmi kapray pehnay huay thay. bhai to hum sab k liye sirf SABAz aur neelay rang k kapray hi laaye thay na? phir wo surkh jora aap k liye kaun laya?

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) aray aur kaun laya ho ga. bhai ne hi la k dia ho ga. in k elawa to in dino koi sheher gaya bhi nahi.

AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) magar NOREEN aapi se hi ye khasoosi mohabbat kyun? hum teeno bhi to in ki kuch lagti hain.

SAMREEN: (masoomiat bharay andaz main mujh se shikayat kartay huay) bhai aap NOREEN aapi k liye hi surkh jora kyun laaye. hamen nahi dena tha, na sahi, MEHREEN aapi ko hi la detay.

me: (MEHREEN aapi se) aap ko chahiye aapi? laa doon?

MEHREEN aapi: (ghabra kar) abhi jaao gay?

SAMREEN: is ka matlab aapi ko chahiye. aap laa den bhai. aakhir ye bhi to aap ki behan hain. NOREEN aapi koi ziada sagi to nahi hain jo in se itni mohabbat jataayi hai aap ne?

SAMREEN ki is baat pe MEHREEN aapi to ghabrayi hi theen, NOREEN aapi bhi ghabra gayeen aur tatolti hui nazron se in dono ki taraf dekhnay lageen k kahin in dono ko kuch pata to nahi chal gaya aur ye dono unhen chher to nahi raheen.

AMBREEN: haan bhai. ab to ammi ne bhi ijazat de di hai. aur phir MEHREEN aapi ka bhi dil kar raha ho ga na. aap abhi ja k in k liye bhi surkh reshmi jora laa den.

MEHREEN aapi: nn.......nahi AYAN....abhi ye takleef mat uthao. jab dobara chakkar lagay ga to le aana.

SAMREEN: kaisi takleef aapi. ghar main jeep mojood hai. driving inhain aati hai. aram se sheher ja k le aayen gay.

me: aap aisay hi takalluf kar rahi hain aapi. main aap k liye bhi laya tha. dia is liye nahi k jab aap ka dil chahay ga tab doon ga. aap bethen main abhi almari se nikal deta hoon.

main uth k almari ki taraf barha to wo dono shetan ki khalayen bhi sath hi uth k mere peechay aa gayeen aur jab main ne us special packet se MEHREEN aapi k liye suit nikal liya to shopper mujh se SAMREEN ne jhapat liya.

agli subha meri herat ki inteha na rahi jab koi mujhay nashtay k liye bulanay nahi aaya.

MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ka to main samajh sakta tha k shayed neend poori na honay ki waja se ab tak so rahi hon. magar AMBREEN aur SAMREEN ko kia hua. aik bar bhi mere kamray main kisi ne jhanka tak nahi? aakhir hua kia hai?

pata nahi kia baat thi. bahar haal sab ka saamna to karna hi tha. main ne uth k bath liya aur kapray tabdeel kar k nashtay k liye khanay k kamray main pohanch gaya jahan ammi abbu k ilawa AMBREEN aur SAMREEN bhi mojood theen. mere chand ka jawab sirf
ammi abbu ne hi diya. AMBREEN aur SAMREEN ne to mujhay nigah utha k dekha tak nahi. shayed kisi baat pe wo mujh se naraz ho gayi theen. magar kis baat pe? unhe meri konsi baat itni buri lagi k wo meri taraf dekhna bhi nahi chahteen? kahin unhe kuch
pata to nahi chal gaya?

andar hi andar pareshan hota main un ki narazgi k mukhtalif asbab sochta raha aur chup chap nashta khatam kar k uth gya. ab
mera rukh apney kamray ki taraf nahi balky AMBREEN aur SAMREEN k kamray ki taraf tha. har waqt aik doosri ka saya bani rehnay
wali wo jurwan behnen soti bhi aik hi kamray main theen. kaafi der tak main palang pe betha un dono ka intezar karta raha.

aakhir wo dono apney kamray ka darwaza khol k andar dakhil hueen to mujhay pehlay se mojood dekh k waheen ruk gayeen.

AMBREEN: aap shayed bhool rahay hain bhai. ye MEHREEN aapi ya NOREEN aapi ka kamra nahi hai. yahan hum dono hi hoti hain.

SAMREEN: shayed aap hamen raazdari ka waada yaad dilanay aaye hain. be fikar rahain hum kisi se kuch nahi kahen gi.

me: baat kia hai? kuch pata bhi to chalay k meri kis baat pe tum dono mujh se itni naraz ho?

meri baat sun k pehlay to wo dono mujhay ghussay se ghoorti raheen aur phir SAMREEN ne apney palang ki side table ki daraz se aik mini tape recorder nikal k play ka button dabatay huay tape recorder mere haath main thama diya aur phir kuch namanoos si awazon k baad MEHREEN aapi ki awaz sun k to mere hathon k totay ur gaye.

"bas karo AYAN. warna main khud pe ikhtiar kho bethoon gi. ab jao."

ye baat to unho ne kal raat hi mujh se kahi thi jab main un k kamray main tha. aur kia kar raha tha, ye mujhay yaad karnay ki zarurat hi nahi thi. yakeenan ye namanoos si awazen bhi isi doran record ho gayi theen. magar ye recording hui kaisay? kia in dono ko pehlay se mujh pe shak tha k main aisa karoon ga.

main abhi ye soch hi raha tha k AMBREEN ne aik doosra mini tape recorder mere hath main thama diya aur pehla mere hath se le
kar SAMREEN ko de diya.

aur ye to aap samajh hi gaye hon gay k is casette main kal raat ki meri aur NOREEN aapi ki baaten aur aawazen record theen.

sharmindagi aur ghabrahat se mere jisam se paseenay ki dhaarein phoot pareen aur hath paaon kanpnay lagay. main ne to apni taraf se har kisam ki ehtiat ki thi k kisi ko pata na chalay k main MEHREEN aapi aur phir NOREEN aapi k kamray main gaya tha.

magar shayed in dono ko pehlay se kuch shak ho gaya tha jo inho ne pehlay se hi intezamat kar rakhay thay. dono kamron main yakeenan pehlay se tape recorder chhupa diye gaye thay aur ab hamari pichhli raat ki karwaayi ka saboot mere hathon main tha.

SAMREEN: ab to aap ko pata chal hi gaya ho ga k baat kia hai?

AMBREEN: ye tape recorder hamen SABA aapi ne tohfay k tor pe diyey thay. hamen kia pata tha ye aisay kaam aayen gay.

ye kehtay huay AMBREEN ne mere kaanptay hathon se tape recorder le k band kar diya. aur ab main dartay huay dono ki taraf dekh raha tha k pata nahi ab mere sath kia salook ho ga. ye narazgi kia lambi chalay gi? ya phir ye maamla ammi abba k saamnay laya jaye ga? nahi.. ye nahi hona chahiye.

SAMREEN: main janti hoon aap ko hum pe zara sa bhi aitbar nahi hai. warna itni raazdari se ye maamlat na tay kiye jatay.
bahar haal. aap chahain to apney in karnamon k saboot apney hathon zaya kar saktay hain. hum ne ammi abbu ko sunanay k liye ye cassette record nahi kiyey thay. lekin agar aap ye cassette hum pe aitbar kartay huay hamen wapis kar den to yeh aap ka hum pe ehsaan ho ga. hamaray paas in k elawa aur koi cassette nahi hain.

me: (dartay dartay un dono ki taraf dekhtay huay) maafi ki koi surat nahi?

AMBREEN: aik shart pe maafi milay gi.

me: kia? jaldi bataao. main tum dono ki narazgi door karnay k liye kuch bhi karnay ko tayyar hoon.

AMBREEN: aap aaj sara din aur aaj ki sari raat hum dono k sath guzaren gay. MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ki aaj chhutti.

me: (bokhla k palang se uth k khara hotay huay) tut.t.t. tum dono k sath matlab?

SAMREEN: matlab wo nahi hai jo aap samajh rahay hain. maana k hum bhi jawan ho chuki hain magar is jawani ne hamen itna tang nahi kia hua k khud ko plate main saja k aap ko pesh kar den. hamari bhi akhir kuch izzat e nafs hai.

me: chand k liye khul k bataao. main pareshan ho raha hoon.

AMBREEN: is pe aik sher arz karti hoon.

bitha k raat bhar pehlu main yaar ko ghalib jo log kuch nahi kartay wo kamal kartay hain
to aap ko aaj wohi kamal karna hai AMBREEN k muh se ghalib ka sher sun k mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya tha. SABA ne pakistan se aa k itna to bataya tha k meri charon behnen gaaon k girls high school main matric tak parhi hui hain magar itna nahi pata chal paya tha k itni mamooli taleem hasil karnay pe bhi in ka sheri zauq itna achha ho ga. ab tak kisi ne bhi apney andaz e guftugu se ye zahir nahi honay diya tha k inho ne thori bohat bhi taleem hasil kar rakhi hai, na kabhi kisi ne english ka koi lafz bola tha aur na hi aam guftugu main koi mushkil lafz istamal kiya tha, jis se main samajh pata k meri behne bhi thora bohat parhi likhi hain.

english k aam alfaz yani sorry, thank you waghera to aaj kal anparh log bhi bol letay hain, magar main ne ye alfaz bhi in charon k muh se ab tak nahi sunay thay. ye pehla moqa tha k in main se kisi ne mujhay apney thora bohat taleem yafta honay ko ehsas dilaya tha.

SAMREEN: itna heran kyun ho rahay hain? aap ko pata nahi k hum charon ne matric tak parha hai? abbu jan ne chahay phone ya khat main na bataya ho, SABA aapi ne to yahan se ja k bataya hi ho ga.

me: han shayed sarsari sa zikar hua tha. magar tum logon k muh se kabhi koi aisi baat hi nahi suni k main samajh pata k kisi parhay likhay shakhs se baat kar raha hoon.

AMBREEN: yani apni tehzeeb k dayray main rehna hi hamaray anparh honay ki daleel ban gaya. aap ko shayed pata nahi k abbu jan ki sakhti se takeed hai k ghar main english ka koi lafz na bola jaye. jab apni zuban main baat ki ja sakti hai to khamkhah muh terha karnay ki zarurat hi kia hai.

SAMREEN: in baaton main ulajh k aap asal baat se hat nahi saktay. aap ko waada karna ho ga k aaj ka pura din aur phir poori raat aap hum dono k sath guzaren gay.

SAMREEN ki dobara yad dehani pe main muskura diya. mozoo se hatna shayed usay achha nahi lag raha tha aur wo mujh se wada
lenay chahti thi.

me: theek hai janab. jaisa aap ka hukam. magar un dono ko batanay ki ijazat to hai na k aaj un k paas nahi aaon ga?

AMBREEN: (shahana andaz main gardan akra k) ijazat hai. magar koi ulti seedhi baat kehnay ki ijazat nahi hai. main nahi chahti wo dono hamen bhi jawan samajhna shuru kar den. bachay banay rehnay main bohat faaida hai.

main us ki baat sun k aik baar phir bokhla k reh gaya. yani wo jaan boojh k bachhi aur masoom bani rehti theen? agar aisa tha to waqaee ye dono bohat kamyab actresses theen. me: is ki tashreeh bhi kar do ab.

SAMREEN: koi khas maarfat ki baat to nahi hai jo samajh main na aaye. apni hum umar shadi shuda sahelion se un ki shadi shuda zindagi k ahwal sun k hum jaisi larkian anjan aur masoom to reh nahi sakti theen. magar chand ka shukar hai k nafs hamaray qabu main hai aur hamen tang nahi karta. hum ne khud ko zehni tor pe itna mazboot kar rakha hai k agar saari umar bhi kunwari rehna chahen to reh sakti hain. koi pareshani nahi ho gi hamen. bas hum yeh nahi chahteen k ghar walon ko hamari balooghat (maturity) ka ilam ho jaye aur log hum pe bhi taras khanay lagain k haye kitni khubsurat jawan larkian aur ye zulm, bechari shadi k bagher bethi hain.

me: chalo ye masoom banay rehnay ki acting to samajh aa gayi magar ye raat bhar pehlu main bithanay ka kia maqsad hai? ye bhi to samjha do yar.

AMBREEN: bas thori si dil pishori. chand chand kar k to aik handsom larka mila hai. thora dil hi behla len gay.

SAMREEN: haan waisay bhi hamen aap k laaye huay reshmi kapray pehan'nay k liye kisi moqay ka intizar hai. aap ko pehan k dikhayen gi to thori bohat tareef hi sun'nay ko mil jaye gi. agar zuban se tareef nahi karen gay to aankhen hi kuch na kuch keh den gi.

hamaray liye itna hi kaafi hai. bas isay jawani ka takaza samajhnay se parhez kijiye ga. bachion ko bhi achay kapray pehan k dikhanay ka shoq hota hai.

me: aur agar ... farz karo... agar mujh se in bachion ko jawan samajhnay ki bhool ho gayi to... waisay bhi reshmi kapron main larki ka figure kuch ziada hi sexy ho jata hai.

SAMREEN: isi moqa per to hum dono k ittefaq ki barkat kaam aaye gi. warna jahan wo dono aap k daam e ulfat ka shikar ho gayin, to hum masoom bachian kia hesiat rakhti hain.

me: yar do din se bachian samajh k hi to dil pe jabar kar raha hoon. ab agar tum log bhi dil pishori karna chahti to thori bohat aankhen senknay ka haq to mujhay bhi hona chahiye. waisay bhi ab tak main ne bachhi patanay ka tajarba nahi kia. jo mujh se meri bari behno ne karnay ko kaha, main ne kar diya. ab ek sath do bachhian patanay ka moqa mil raha hai to chance maar leney do. tum dono ka kia jaaye ga. bachhay ka dil hi khush ho jaye ga.


main jaan boojh k in dono se lofaron walay andaz main baat kar raha tha taakay meri is harkat pe ghabra k wo dono mujhay raat main bulanay ka irada tark kar den. magar wo dono bhi itni bholi nahi theen k meri chalaki na samajh pateen.

AMBREEN: agar aap apni hadd main rahain gay to jitna jee chahay chance mar len. hamen aitraz nahi ho ga.

SAMREEN: aur hadd se aagay barhnay ki tab tak koshish bhi mat kijiye ga jab tak hum khud aisa na chahain.

me: ab ye hadd bhi bata do k kahan tak ho gi. kahin be khabri main bachian hath se nikal hi na jayen.

AMBREEN: itnay nanhay kaakay (bachhay) nahi hain aap k aap ko ye bhi pata na ho. aap ne hamaray niswani aaza (larkion k private body parts) ko nahi chherna. hum agar masoomiat bharay andaz main aap se lipat bhi jayen to aap ko apnay hathon aur... khud pe qabu rakhna ho ga. warna yakeeni tor pe ye bachian hath se nikal jayen gi.

me: phir soch lo yar. mujhay nahi lagta k mujhay raat k waqt tum dono k kamray main aana chahiye. raat k waqt waisay bhi larki larka agar kamray main tanha hon to un k sath shetan bhi hota hai. agar mere sath sath tum dono bhi ek sath hi khud pe ikhtiar kho betheen to bari garbar ho jaye gi yaar.

main ne aik baar phir sanjeedgi ikhtiar kartay huay kaha takay unhen apnay faislay pe nazr e sani (second thought) ka moqa milay magar un k chehron ki muskurahat se lagta nahi tha k meri kisi baat ka un pe koi asar ho raha hai.

SAMREEN: farz karen agar aisa ho bhi gaya to kia hamari honay wali shadian toot jayen gi?

larkay walay hamara rishta thukra den gay? hamaray honay walay shohar hamen shadi se pehley hi tallaq de dalen gay? jab hamari shadian hi nahi honi to hum aisi anhoni baaton se kis liye daren? agar itna hi aap pe shetan sawar hai k apni chhoti behno ki masoomiat ko rond k hi jaan chhoray ga to ye bhi kar k dekh len. kam az kam main to aap ko nahi rokoon gi. umeed hai ab to aap ko raat ko hamaray kamray main aanay pe koi etaraz nahi ho ga.

me: achha baba. tum dono jeeteen. main haara. pakka wada karta hoon k aaj pura din aur poori raat main tum dono k sath hi guzaroon ga aur apni hadd se aagay bhi nahi barhoon ga. ab khush? meri baat sun k dono khush ho k mujh se lipat gayin.

AMBREEN: bohat shukria bhai.

SAMREEN: aap bohat achhay hain bhai. hamari narazgi khatam.

me: achha ab mujhay imtehan main mat dalo. ye jan'nay k baad k tum dono jawan ho gayi ho, mere jazbat main tum dono ki kurbat se halchal machnay lagti hai.
ye kehtay huay main un dono ko sath le ke dobara palang pe beth gaya.

AMBREEN: koi baat nahi bhai. aap shoq se hamen jawan samajhtay rahen. bus apna wada na bhoolain to koi masla nahi ho ga.


me: achha kamar pe to hath laga sakta hoon na?

SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) yar agar larka kamar pe hath pherey to kia hota hai, sonia ne bataya tha na?

AMBREEN: haan haan. bohat khatarnak baat hai. bhai aap kahin bhi hath nahi lagayen gay.

me: yar ye nayi pabandi laga di tum dono ne. is se pehlay to sirf niswani aaza ki baat hui thi.

SAMREEN: samjha karen na bhai. itna narm o nazuk jawan jisam agar kisi larkay ki kurbat main ho to larka khud bakhud hi behaknay lagay ga. hum ye khatra mol nahi le sakteen.