AMBREEN: bhai kahin aap sach much to hamen jawan nahi samajhnay lagay?
me: haan yar. lagta to kuch kuch aisa hi hai. jab se tum ne bataya hai k tum dono bhi jawan ho gayi ho, mere dil main tum dono ki kurbat se halchal si machnay lagi hai.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) yar ab to mujhay bhi dar lagnay laga hai k kahin mere dil main bhi halchal na machnay lagay. chalo bahir chaltay hain. raat ki raat ko dekhi jaaye gi. is waqt main ye khatra mol nahi le sakti.
me: soch lo. agar bahir kisi ne mujhay tum dono ko taartay huay dekh liya to...
AMBREEN: na baba na.. mujhay bahir nahi jana. main to yaheen bethi hoon. chahay jo bhi ho jaye.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) aur tumhen yun khatray main chhor k main bhi bahir nahi jaaon gi. ab jo ho ga dekha jaaye ga.
ab tak mere mazak main unhen tang karnay pe wo dono bhi usi tone main jawab deti jaa rahi theen. aur shayed meri tarah enjoy bhi kar rahi theen. aakhir mujhay hi haar man'ni pari.
me: achha bas ab mazak khatam. chalo dosti kar letey hain. meri taraf se pakka wada k baaton main chahay main kitni hi besharmi ka muzahira karoon, tum dono ki razamandi k bagher tum dono main se kisi ko hath bhi nahi lagaoon ga.
SAMREEN: theek hai. phir aap ko har tarah ki besharam guftagoo ki ijazat hai.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) aur is besharmi ki guftagoo se tumharay dil main halchal nahi machay gi?
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) SABAr karo yar. pehlay baat tay to ho leney do. ye mazak baad main bhi hota rahay ga.
me: us ki baat pe thori bohat tawajjo to do yar. ho sakta hai us ki baat main thora bohat wazan ho.
SAMREEN: (muskuratay huay) aap mujhay is se ziada nahi jaan saktay bhai. hum dono aik doosri ka aks hain. isay bhi pata hai k is ki baat main koi wazan nahi. aur mujhay bhi pata hai k is ne mazak main hi ye baat ki hai.
isliye fazool behas main paray bagher hamaray darmyan jo baat tay ho rahi thi usay mukammal kar letey hain.
me: ab is main konsi baat tay honi reh gayi hai yar. sab kuch tay ho to chuka hai.
AMBREEN: nahi. abhi aap ko ye waada bhi karna hai k aap MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ko kuch nahi batayen gay. na ye k hamaray darmyan kia tay hua hai aur na ye k kher se bachian jawan ho gayi hain.
me: theek hai waada. lekin un k sath waqt guzarnay ki ijazat to hai na? mera matlab...
SAMREEN: haan haan pata hai kia matlab hai aap ka. aap apna matlab kal se poora kar lia karna. aaj ki raat hamaray naam hai.
aur aainda bhi haftay main 3 raaten aap hamaray sath hi guzaren gay. aur wo bhi un dono ko bataye bina.
me: yani unhe bataye bagher main tum dono k kamray main raaten guzaroon ga? aur is doran agar un main se kisi ne mere kamray
ka chakkar laga liya to?
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) yar main to samjhi thi k khoobsurat larkion k saamnay larkon ki aqal hamesha ghas charnay chali jaati hain. magar ye larka to khasa aqal mand hai.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) larka is waqt apni tareef sun k khush bhi ho raha hai. aiwain khamkhah tareefen na kiye jao.
SAMREEN: achha theek hai. aakhri shart main ne sirf aap ko aazmanay k liye rakhi thi. warna hamari taraf se aisi koi pabandi nahi.
aap un dono ko bas itna bata saktay hain k aap raat ko hum dono k kamray main soyen gay.
me: ye baat maani jaa sakti hai. theek hai ab to sab kuch tay ho gaya. ab main MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi se jaa k pooch sakta hoon k wo dono abhi tak uthi kyun nahi aur nashta kyun nahi kiya?
AMBREEN: wo dono subah sab k uthnay se pehlay nashta kar k soyi theen aur hamen mana kar k soyi theen k dopehar k khanay se
pehlay na uthaya jaye. is liye aap bhag nikalnay ka koi aur bahana talash karen.
me: kaun pagal do do haseenaaon ko chhor k bhagna chahta hai. bas yeh soch k pareshan tha k kahin dono main se koi jaagnay k baad mujhay na dhoond rahi hoon.
SAMREEN: hum yahan aanay se pehlay dono k kamron main jhank chuki hain. ye alag baat hai k aap ko hi dekhnay gayi theen.
waisay wo dono apney apney kamron main hi hain aur so rahi hain.
me: yani ab main itmenan se do do bachian phasanay ki koshish kar sakta hoon. koi madakhlat nahi karay ga.
SAMREEN: zubani kalami to main aap se phasnay ko tayyar hoon. meri bajaye aap AMBREEN ko phasanay ki koshish karen.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) jab tum hi phas rahi ho to main kyun nakhray dikhaoon? main bhi tayyar hoon.
me: yar thori bohat to koshish karnay do. tum dono to phasnay pe tuli bethi ho.
SAMREEN: ye zubani kalami phasna bhi koi phasna hai? aap hamen sach much phasanay ki koshish karen. kia pata kabhi na kabhi hum bhi aap se sach much hi phas jayen.
me: yani is baat ka imkaan bhi hai?
AMBREEN: abhi nahi hai to kia hua? mayus honay ki kia zarurat hai? kabhi to imkaan ho ga. kabhi to hamara mood badlay ga?
me: bas to aaj se meri har lamha yehi koshish ho gi k kisi tarah tum dono ka bhi mood bana doon.
SAMREEN: (hanstay huay) koshish jari rakhen. kia pata kab kamyabi mil jaye.
me: haye kab wo din aaye ga. jab dono kam sin haseenayen meri baanhon main hon gi.
AMBREEN: ye ziadti hai bhai. hum ne kayi baar aap ko galay lagaya hai. aap hi mazay leney k mood main nahi thay to is main hamara kia kasoor hai?
me: pehlay mujhay pata bhi to nahi tha na k tum don ab jawan ho gayi ho.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) kia khayal hai? bachay ko aik baar aur maza leney ka moqa dena chahiye?
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) nahi yar. raat ko. abhi aisa kuch nahi karna. kisi bhi waqt chhapa par sakta hai.
SAMREEN: oh ye to main bhool hi gayi thi. chalain aap raat tak SABAr kar len. magar koi shetani nahi ho gi.
me: yar mazay lena to insani harkat hai. shetani kaisay ho gi?
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) ye bacha to kuch ziada hi galay par raha hai.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) abhi kahan galay par raha hai yar. abhi to bas bachay ka dil kar raha hai galay parnay ko.
me: ye bacha is waqt bhi galay par sakta hai. agar aap dono ki ijazat ho to.
AMBREEN: aap se kaha na raat ko. abhi kisi bhi waqt chhapa par sakta hai. aur waisay bhi kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye k bachian jawan ho gayi hain
me: yani tum dono ka bhi dil kar raha hai bachay ka dil khush karnay ko.
SAMREEN: aap ki khushi hamari khushi bhai. ye be-zarar si khushi to hum aap ko de hi sakti hain.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) yar tum kahin bachhay ko bigaar hi na dena. abhi galay lagana tumhen be zarar lag raha hai, kal ko hont choomna aur jisam pe hath pherna bhi be-zarar lagnay lagay ga.
me: haye sach? aisa ho sakta hai?
SAMREEN: muh dho rakhiye.
me: yani muh dhonay k baad ?
SAMREEN: bhai... aap ne wada kia hai.
me: uff... ye wada to galay main phasi haddi ban gaya hai. yun lagta hai jaisay mann o salwa saamnay hai aur main ne roza rakha hua hai.
AMBREEN: hum ne raat ka wada kiya hai na bhai. raat ko hum dono aap k laaye huay reshmi kapray pehan k aap se lipat kar soyengi aur sari raat aap k sath hi rahen gi.
me: ye to wo baat hui k bachay k hath main lollypop de k kaha jaye khabardar isay choosna nahi.
SAMREEN: aap ko lollypop hi choosnay hain to un dono se rabta karen. hamara abhi mood nahi bana.
me: kab banay ga tum dono ka mood?
SAMREEN: koshish jari rakhen. waqt kab badal jaye, kab mood ban jaye. kia pata.
me: acha chhoro. ab koi aur baat kartay hain.
AMBREEN: aur baat karnay se pehlay aap ye batayen... aap ne NOREEN aapi ko surkh rang ka suit bhi laa k diya hai? wo subha wohi pehnay huay theen.
me: yar ab suhaag raat ko dulhan surkh jora nahi pehnay gi to kia safed jora pehnay gi? main ne to charon k liye ek sath hi liye thay.
ab NOREEN aapi ko jaldi thi to unhen pehlay de dia. main bas ye chahta tha k jab bhi tum charon main se koi pehli baar mere sath suhaag raat manaye, to surkh joray main waqaee khud ko pehli raat ki dulhan mehsoos karey.
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) sambhlo yar. bacha hamen bhi lalach de raha hai. kahin hum lalach main hi bachay k sath phas na jayen.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) main lalach main nahi aa rahi. mujhay mutassir karnay k liye sirf surkh jora kafi nahi hai.
me: aur kia kia le k maano gi yaar? mujhay bata do. main aaj hi le aata hoon.
AMBREEN: aahista aahista samajh jaayen gay aap bhi k mujhay kia chahiye. abhi waqt hi kitna guzra hai. koshish jari rakhen.
SAMREEN: chalen aap ka mood badaltay hain. main aap ko apni aik saheli ki shadi k baad k tajarbaat sunati hoon. jis ki abhi kuch hi din pehlay aik 50 sala jawan budhay se shadi hui hai.
SAMREEN k dilchasp andaz main baat shuru karnay pe main ne bhi sun'na shuru kar diya aur phir un dono k sath aisi hi dilchasp baaton main waqt guzarnay ka pata hi na chal aur dopeher k kahanay ka waqt ho gaya.
khanay pe MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi bhi ammi k sath mojood theen. MEHREEN aapi to normal hi nazar aa rahi theen magar NOREEN aapi mujhay dekhtay hi kisi valeemay ki dulhan ki tarah sharmanay lagi theen. ammi ne pata nahi note hi nahi kia tha ya phir jaan boojh k nazar andaz kar rahi theen, main andaza nahi kar pa raha tha. wo bazahir NOREEN ki halat se anjan hum se baaten kartay huay khanay main masroof raheen aur khanay k baad hasb e mamool sehan main apna darbar laga liya.
mujhay ammi ka ye ravayya kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha. shak sa ho raha tha k unhen NOREEN aapi ki kafiat se kuch na kuch to pata chal hi gaya hai. lekin agar unhen pata chal gaya tha to wo mujh se ya NOREEN aapi se ghussa to zahir karteen. wo to unhen sharmatay huay dekh k bhi anjaan bani rahi theen.
khanay ki table se uth k hum panchon mere kamray main aa gaye. SAMREEN aur AMBREEN to bila takalluf mere palang pe mere sath jur k beth gayi theen jabkey MEHREEN aapi aur NOREEN aapi ne sofay pe nashist jama li thi.
me: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi aap ne ammi ka andaz note kia? mujhay lagta hai wo jaan boojh k NOREEN aapi ki kefiat nazar andaz kar rahi theen.
MEHREEN aapi: unhen pata chal gaya hai AYAN... subha jab hum dono nashta karnay uthi theen to hum dono ne hi raat walay kapray tabdeel nahi kiye huay thay. ammi wahan pehlay se hi mojood theen aur itmenaan se bethi chaye pee rahi theen. hum dono to unhen dekh k ghabra gayi theen magar unho hamen na daanta na bura bhala kaha. bas itna poocha k ye kapray kis ne la k diye thay. main ne tumhara naam bata diya.
main soch rahi thi k ab shayed wo daantain gi magar wo NOREEN ki taraf dekh k muskura deen aur phir hum dono se kaha k apney bhai ka khayal rakha karo. ab tum charon ki khusihan usi se wabasta hain. bas phir wo utheen aur NOREEN k sar pe hath pher k apnay kamray main chali gayeen.
SAMREEN: (masoomiat bharay andaz main) magar reshmi kapray pehan'nay pe ammi k na dantnay say NOREEN aapi k sharmanay ka kia taaluq hai? ye to yun sharma rahi hain jaisay valeemay ki dulhan hon.
NOREEN aapi: (bokhla kar) nnnn....na.nahi to... main kab sharma rahi hoon guriya.
AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi ki wazahat ko nazar andaz kartay huay) aur ye ammi ne aap dono ko hi bhai ka khayal rakhnay ko kyun kaha? hum dono bhai ka khayal nahi rakh sakteen? kyun bhai. hum aap ka khayal rakhti hain na?
me: (ghabra kar) haan haan. bilkul rakhti ho.
MEHREEN aapi: (dheemi aawaz main barbaratay huay) ab main kaisay bataun k bhai ka khayal rakhnay ka kia matlab hai.
MEHREEN aapi barbaratay huay bhi apni awaz itni dheemi nahi kar saki theen k SAMREEN aur AMBREEN k kano main na paray. main ne bhi saaf sun lia tha. magar hum teeno ne hi is tarah nazar andaz kar diya jaisay suna hi na ho.
SAMREEN: (MEHREEN aapi se) aapi. ab to ammi ne bhi reshmi kapray pehan'nay ki ijazat de di hai. aap dono ne bhi pehan liye. hum bhi pehan len?
us k sawal pe MEHREEN aapi k sath sath NOREEN aapi bhi pareshan si ho gayi theen. jabkey main dil hi dil main us ki chalaki pe muskura dia tha. us ne bari chalaki se apney matlab ka mozoo chher diya tha.
AMBREEN: (NOREEN aapi se) aur NOREEN aapi ! aap ne subha surkh rang kay reshmi kapray pehnay huay thay. bhai to hum sab k liye sirf SABAz aur neelay rang k kapray hi laaye thay na? phir wo surkh jora aap k liye kaun laya?
SAMREEN: (AMBREEN se) aray aur kaun laya ho ga. bhai ne hi la k dia ho ga. in k elawa to in dino koi sheher gaya bhi nahi.
AMBREEN: (SAMREEN se) magar NOREEN aapi se hi ye khasoosi mohabbat kyun? hum teeno bhi to in ki kuch lagti hain.
SAMREEN: (masoomiat bharay andaz main mujh se shikayat kartay huay) bhai aap NOREEN aapi k liye hi surkh jora kyun laaye. hamen nahi dena tha, na sahi, MEHREEN aapi ko hi la detay.
me: (MEHREEN aapi se) aap ko chahiye aapi? laa doon?
MEHREEN aapi: (ghabra kar) abhi jaao gay?
SAMREEN: is ka matlab aapi ko chahiye. aap laa den bhai. aakhir ye bhi to aap ki behan hain. NOREEN aapi koi ziada sagi to nahi hain jo in se itni mohabbat jataayi hai aap ne?
SAMREEN ki is baat pe MEHREEN aapi to ghabrayi hi theen, NOREEN aapi bhi ghabra gayeen aur tatolti hui nazron se in dono ki taraf dekhnay lageen k kahin in dono ko kuch pata to nahi chal gaya aur ye dono unhen chher to nahi raheen.
AMBREEN: haan bhai. ab to ammi ne bhi ijazat de di hai. aur phir MEHREEN aapi ka bhi dil kar raha ho ga na. aap abhi ja k in k liye bhi surkh reshmi jora laa den.
MEHREEN aapi: nn.......nahi AYAN....abhi ye takleef mat uthao. jab dobara chakkar lagay ga to le aana.
SAMREEN: kaisi takleef aapi. ghar main jeep mojood hai. driving inhain aati hai. aram se sheher ja k le aayen gay.
me: aap aisay hi takalluf kar rahi hain aapi. main aap k liye bhi laya tha. dia is liye nahi k jab aap ka dil chahay ga tab doon ga. aap bethen main abhi almari se nikal deta hoon.
main uth k almari ki taraf barha to wo dono shetan ki khalayen bhi sath hi uth k mere peechay aa gayeen aur jab main ne us special packet se MEHREEN aapi k liye suit nikal liya to shopper mujh se SAMREEN ne jhapat liya.
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